He’s in Ontario. Ground zero for Timmy’s. And, he’s also solemnly informed me that Timmy’s coffee contains nicotine to make people addicted.

I have heard that “their” wine was actually just grape juice and it’s a translation thing. Because liquor consumption is a sin and Jesus wouldn’t do that.

Sarnia, Ontario. Home to Chemical Valley and churches and stuff.

GOD NO. Liquor is bad. It makes young ladies yearn for abortions.

He prefers his fan-fic at high fantasy levels- with magic and water walking and stuff.

My crazy religious brother in law has moved on from just cups to firmly and loudly stating while in line at Starbucks/ Tim Hortons that coffee is the opiate of the masses and that if you loved Jesus you wouldn’t drink it.

Thanks Obama (?)

It gives me a shiver of pleasure every time I think of it. Good thing MRAs have a poorly developed sense of irony.

Me neither. I had to check for other names on the cover to see if it was someone else. They need to find someone who knows how to touch up photos- or, better yet, not adjust their photos at all. She looks like a melding of a Hadid and a Kardashian with a bad spray tan.

Thoughts and prayers take up a lot of time and energy.

I was looking at that acne/rosacea and thinking it made him look young. It appears his poison core is leaking through his person suit.

Have had two. No regrets for either one. Regrets with what led up to me having to make those decisions, but definitely no thoughts that I ever made the wrong decision in the end. You were one smart and resilient 18 yr old. Good for you.

BUT IT’S SUGGESTIVE. People will not be able to control themselves if they behold your fully framed and enhanced camel toe.

Every time I hear his voice on the radio I shout “OH FUCK OFF” to drown out the bullshit. I can’t bear the sound of his voice. It’s not a mature response, but it’s the best I’ve got.

“The kid’s a loser. He’s not beating this disease which is very bad, very bad, but sometimes good, and I only like winners. Kid, who does your hair? I know a guy.”

Yep. Same here in Canada. I had to fight for knee surgery, but was met with sympathetic doctors all along the way who were very proficient in using the key language required to justify surgery.

I just assumed most of these types of things were for some data gathering purposes. See what spreads the quickest, in what pattern they spread and how far they spread. Data mining for further nefarious purposes.

Isn’t “SCRAMBLE!” like, the best playground game? He was trying to cheer them up.

And also a result of laziness and wanting the US government to do it all. Because, you know, the folks in Puerto Rico are lazy and all. Fuck him. Fuck him all to hell. And fuck the guys who are enabling him too.

He’s been given zero reason to keep his mouth shut so far, based on the fact he’s being paid the big bucks by a media company to spout just this type of shit. He’s under the impression he has the right to say it and that people have to listen to him. Being called on his language must be enraging to him. I hope…