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Every time I see someone wearing pristine white I marvel. The first thing that goes through my head is “But how do they keep it so clean?” (note, I also do this with people who wear black and don’t have even one cat/dog hair on them somewhere). When I see a young man wearing pure white anything, I clarify my internal

This. When one person is hurt, embarrassed or frightened, it’s not funny. Ever. Especially children. Talking about a life time of trust issues.

This is quite brilliant.

So...uh, how much coke do you think this guy takes?

Neglect. Pure and simple. Hope the facility gets shut down and the main operators get charged. I understand the storm and flooding were of absolutely historic proportions, however, the facility is in charge of keeping its residents safe. They would have been priority for emergency workers to come rescue if someone had

They do tend to congregate together. Likely because no one else will tolerate them.

Me too! I always try to render these outfits down to actual wearable proportions- and this one is lovely. I absolutely dig the cowl neck- I want it just like that- completely unchanged.

Just read he was a season ticket holder and the Lions revoked it. GOOD. It must be really hard to have gone through life thinking you can do what you want, and getting a response like this. May it become a common occurrence.

Silicon Valley is an echo chamber inhabited by stunted children inhabiting poorly fitting adult suits. May these guys disappear into the dark night the same way those Juicebros did.

Wheee! This makes me happy every damn time.

Uh, climate change is a plot by foreign governments to strengthen their economic standing in relation to the US. China should pay for the clean up of the entirely fake and made up hurricanes.

It’s like Tiny Man Syndrome dialed to 11. Also, he seems large, so maybe not Tiny Man Syndrome. Tiny Hand Syndrome? Actually, he defies description. “Terrible” should be in there somewhere. You’re right, the experts need to weigh in.

Jesus. I don’t know. They’ll have to create a new category in the DSM-5 to describe his pathology.

Don’t forget “authoritative” and “strident”.

Logic!

I totally had short shorts made out of the same material as this dress. I’m not gonna lie- I definitely wore it better. I bet I’m more fun at parties too.

It’s clear I’m going to have to do some research into how I can successfully convince a bot of inappropriate content. Thanks for the prompt.

Maybe he can take pictures and dry hump a flagpole at the same time?

Triskele? Jesus, that’s pushing it, Nazi wannabe dipshits. It looks more like a simplified faceted diamond than something resembling a triskele. I do not doubt your connection there- it seems feasible. Those fuckers are aiming to ruin celtic symbolism, eh?

The triangle thing thing kind of bugs me out. Triangle patches were used by the Nazis as enforced visual identification for a whole host of people considered enemies or undesirables- from political enemies, gays, foreign forced laborers, Roma, “asocials”, and so on. These guys are using Nazi symbolism in a really