Thanks for further explanation. I have an amateur interest in marine life and read any information from experts avidly. I know that there are sharks off the coast of Scotland due to the Gulf Stream. Denmark is a little off that marine highway, so a shark would have been unusual. Seals, orcas and other porpoises would…

I was trying to keep it a little less vulgar. I should know better.

Don’t forget Katie Perry. Or will she deliberately leave her out as a message that she’s nothing to her. NOTHING!!!!!!

This is why you need someone like Taylor Swift. She could help you with both message and brand. You could be the most carefully curated Jezebel commenter ever.

Yep. And I would count this as a failure for her because she had to clarify that the first clip was a snake. When you are SO carefully curated, and everything you do has deep meaning, having to clarify something like that is a misstep. Not perfect. Not perfect! Shame.

Go on, you deserve a treat.

That’s different though. A presidential glare is protection enough. Very macho and tough.

That sounds amazing! That’s some real forward planning to have a playlist for it. Sounds like folks in Atlanta are pretty neat to me.

Nope. Totally cool. I was the “WOOO!” girl shouting at the sky from my patio, and we only experienced 88% totality.

Jackasses (fondly said). Brilliant!

Sometimes you kind of have to wonder how the human race got this far, eh? I would LOVE to know the thought process behind why sunlight becomes more toxic during an eclipse.

I totally think you can be a feminist and a cheater. It does depend on why you’re cheating, though.

Yep. It just indicates how low the bar is set and what our collective expectations are about who qualifies as a feminist. We are being thrown bones here.

Thought the very same thing. Grim Scandinavian mystery, brought to you via a partnership between BBC and Danish TV1.

That would be a bit of a plot twist for sure.

Thank you! No biologist here, but the torso is where all the good stuff is. It would stand to reason it would be in rougher shape if a shark got ahold of it.

If more people apply themselves, it just may happen!

If she is, then she might be related to me too- and I am not prepared for knowing I’m related to either of them.

I should tell you about the time my mother landed at Glasgow airport and stepped outside to a designated smoking area before going through customs. She got turned around when she came back in and ended up in the main lobby through the back of the Starbucks. They might have sorted out their security a little more now,…

DEAR UNITED KINGDOM: Come get your girl.