Sure does!

Sure does!

It’s taking absolutely everything in me to not respond inappropriately here just in case Uncle Billy was your favorite uncle.

Absolutely. There’s a difference between punishing someone for a crime and treating their mental illness while keeping other folks safe. I doubt juvie or women’s prison is a good place to manage mental illness.

Yeah, for such a renaissance man, he sure didn’t think it through very well. I expect more creativity in someone who is both an artist AND an engineer.

See, I could go into why they end up creating/embodying the very things they protest the most strongly about. But I won’t because everyone knows how this works.

He knew he needed to be merciful after she pulled her own arms and legs off.

Let’s all stop and remember Uncle Billy as we pick through the iceberg lettuce for the crispest looking one.

He was helping her. Jeez.

You have lived, my friend. What an amazing thing to have experienced. And congrats on the 25 year anniversary. I have been informed by Miss Manners that this is your Sterling Anniversary and you must exchange a gift of silver in order to authenticate it.

Also, of COURSE you are Dutch. This dope (that’s me!) just made a connection with your screen name. Oh dearie me. Apologies. Also, I can not get over how tall and robust most Dutch folk are. 5'8" is not short for non Dutch folk.

Well, a gurl can dream, right?

He really needs to be warned about a lot of things. Don’t pet the lion. Don’t hug bears. Don’t step off the designated pathways in Yellowstone. Don’t go too close to the edge of the Grand Canyon. Don’t eat improperly prepared blow fish sushi. Don’t lick metal poles in winter. Always look both ways before you cross the…

I would be interested to find out who reported the abusive incident to Child Services. These poor parents had no idea. And the little girl either felt afraid she’d get in more trouble if she told, or felt so much shame and thought it was her fault, so she didn’t say what happened to her. That poor little baby. I just…

That river only flows one way.

I seriously hoped his hand would catch fire when he put his hand on the Bible during his (retch) inauguration.

It is if you subscribe to the “Scanners” method of head explosion. I’m not very good at it yet, as evidenced by my current lack of success. But I will continue to practice till I get it right.

Oh hell. WHAT A LINEUP! I would have been riled up too. Like “I’m so happy I could punch a thing!”

Oh my god. I shout “Heid, pants, noo!” at least once a week to my giant headed child. Also, “By gawd, it’s like an orange on a toothpick” and “He’ll be cryin’ hisself to sleep on his giant pillae taenight!” on occasion. The mother in that movie is all my great aunts rolled into one.

The common opinion is some level of Asperger’s. Trump has expressed endorsement of the anti-vax movement, so folks have drawn conclusions about why.