I’m imagining it’s not actually an eclipse but a giant lazer that’s going to cut the country in half. Make sure you are on the northern side.

This is good parenting. It contains threats AND taking advantage of natural phenomena. Have you considered a career in Improv?

I just had a flashback to the first time I did acid and watching Kindergarten Cop somehow happened. Boy oh boy, was that a weird night.

Her blindness is a result of lack of imagination. She can not comprehend that women are motivated by anything other than what she’s motivated by. She is so profoundly dumb...

Right? Public persona and actual persona are two different things apparently. One is your “brand” and the other is genuinely shitty. Actually, your brand is shitty too.

This looks like she’s standing behind a 2 dimensional dress and it looks weird to me.

It’s ok. Pretty sure many of us have experienced the same conflict.

At least half of my friends and my significant other pretty much say the same thing. Can’t say I blame them. I’m the kind of person that can’t tear my eyes away because I can’t bear not knowing what disasters are coming our way.

She’s glorious and, if she’s anything like my guy, she’s only pretend annoyed at the picture taking because it’s just another form of admiration- and that’s what they all live for.

I agree. But I do wonder when it starts getting gross though. Like, how old does he have to be before dating a young woman in her early 20's is just sad and creepy? It’s borderline for me even now.

He probably had to sit in the back of the Hemsworth family car more often because his legs were shortest. But I bet he made up for it by kicking the seat in front of him and never shutting up. Family road trips with these three must have been a nightmare.

My 16 year old kid found it hilarious too. So definitely learned behaviour and socialization of young boys is the issue. The losers online having temper tantrums about it were just happened to be the loudest and drowned out all the reasonable people. As usual.

Yep- no description of what the charity does, nor a link to the actual charity. Ho hum.

As a former 22 year old, I can attest that believing you know it all but not actually knowing it all is a certainty. I would have very easily and publicly self destructed if I was both famous and had access to the internet- Taylor Swift has managed not to do so somehow. She’s making up for her perfectly normal early…

I was reading down the list to make sure this was mentioned. Montreal, for god’s sake.

Because your cat is awesome. And that’s what awesome cats do.

No mum. I need to stare at the drip. Make it drip now. No, that’s too many drips. Make it slower. OK. I’m done. Actually, I’m not done.

Beg forgiveness before it’s too late!

Likely. Cats have made it very clear to me that my behaviour is unpredictable and makes no sense.

Totally. I am sure my behaviour was even more bewildering than my usual routine. But, like all cats, they put up with me because I feed them. I have no illusions about why cats tolerate their personal assistants.