No lecture on first amendment from me. You’re good.

Ha! I envision a corner man popping out from behind the shower curtain and wiping your forehead, giving you a pep talk and a drink of water before you jump back into the ring of the family gathering.

Yep. She’s remarkably brave in even daring to do anything other than look awesome and sound nice accompanied by music. A single person, even of her remarkable stature and poise, would not be enough- safety and power in numbers.

I am sure you’ll get the swing of things in no time (if you haven’t already).

I’m thinking any platform that hosts (and fails to deal with) white supremacists deserve to have high profile members delete their accounts and as a result publicly remove their endorsement. Pretty sure there would be an actual focus by these companies (FB, Twitter) to stop allowing hatred to organize and proliferate…

I have no idea how anyone can shave their balls without nicking themselves. Too much loose skin and weird nooks and crannies. Good luck to you, good sir- may you learn to safely shave and never get another nick again.

The first time I ever tried to self wax (18 years old- I was late to the game of personal grooming) it was just me and my two cats. I spent my time alternating between cursing at the pain and difficulty and apologizing to my cats- who both looked totally outraged at the noises I was making and deeply confused about…

The only time I have ever nicked myself was frantically tidying up the morning before my annual gyno exam- thereby making it even more awkward and uncomfortable than it normally is. I am in my 40's and should know better.

NO PICTURES TODAY PLEASE. I am trying to rest. Please respect my space and privacy.

Goddamn.

What pattern? Botanical or Pomona? I love both patterns. I aspire to owning a giant soup tureen some day before I kick the bucket. What’s your favorite piece?

He looks way more belligerent than he really is. He’s super sociable and just likes to “hang out” at the table with us like he’s participating in mealtime conversation. He is well aware that after the plates get cleared, he gets a helping of delicious cat crackers.

Hoping he is still able to self reflect a bit and try to make changes closer to home. His intentions are good with all his charitable initiatives.

Good call! While the stuff seems indestructible and can be thrown in the dishwasher AND into the oven, we usually keep it out of reach. It’s our “good” china and usually only comes out at big family dinners or Sunday brunch when my husband and I are feeling fancy with our pitcher of mimosas on the patio. 

Maybe a little bit of both? Cats are deliciously contrary about such things. Or, if your cat is more logical, she’ll wait till AFTER dinner before implementing your demise.

Do you think they could get away with Cateau Meowmont?

Came here the say the same thing. “You can’t quit. You’re fired.”

You can do really amazing things while simultaneously doing terrible things. They are not mutually exclusive. Doing good things does not excuse you for being harmful or neglectful elsewhere.

Right? I’d be fucking vibrating I’d be so angry at seeing him in person.

Yes. It is he- The Cat Who Knocked the Wine Off the Counter. Continuing to be as smug as always, terrorizing the dogs and practicing lurking in corners and outside the bathroom door no matter where you saw him last.