Had the kid in the car seat bucket thing (baby carrier?) and put him on top of the washing machine. Child was promptly bounced off during the spin cycle. Child also learned to roll while trying to get closer to the cat (who was jealous as hell and aimed to soak up peripheral attention) and ended up rolling straight…

Sound advice

Easily explained at my house- the cat and two dogs find an installed toilet paper roll an open invitation to nibble. Whereas, a free roll just sitting out is left alone.

I am a criminal, officer. I DEMAND CUFFS! And, uh, a spanking.

I always wonder about this. If you are up to nefarious shit that requires keeping records (Dear Diary, here is how I broke the law today...) why on earth would you keep it in a place that’s searchable and known? Especially if you knew you were being scrutinized?

This is “What if you get in an accident and aren’t wearing your good undies.” times 10 level anxiety. And I have these concerns also.

Yeah, phosphor burns are a terrible thing to behold. Just watch Game of Thrones if you need fire in your life.

This is both terrible and hilarious. I can think of several people within the ALS community whose dying request would be to have these two fine young gentlemen at bedside, fancy vases full of icy water or no.

People need to know that the PC line is easily moved with a hitch and a bit of horsepower. Trucknutz and pick up-truck optional.

That’s kind of the message I got when reading that.

Fuck all those guys. They resent having to work harder just to keep up.

...retweet of a story from the ‘Fox & Friends’ account saying the U.S. had detected North Korea loading two anti-ship cruise missiles onto a patrol boat several days ago

I have a golden retriever who loves people (as they do). If he meets a person he likes (everyone) he frantically rushes around to find something, anything, to give them. Sometimes it’s a sock, a tp roll, bar of soap, cat toys, a ball, etc. It doesn’t matter. He’s just so gd excited and needs to present them with a…

I like you. Your reality seems better somehow.

It would be unfair to Mr Rogers to draw a parallel here, right? Even my psychiatrist wears this look way better.

Just a firm determination to undo anything Obama put in place or supported. That’s his entire goal. Undo all the good and try to erase the memory of any Obama created success. It’s a fucking weird way to “govern”, but there you go.

It really doesn’t. Is he keeping groceries in there?

He’s working through the “bend and snap” routine in his mind before attempting it for real.

Furniture shopping!

I hear fire is a great decontaminant.