EXACTLY

I will always live in hope. As his head hasn’t exploded a la Scanners, despite my every effort at trying to manifest it, I have to resort to further wishful thinking. My only other hope is that a fan of the Wu- Tang Clan sorts him out in some dark alley somewhere.

And make him put up his hand if he wants to ask any questions.

Hey now... Everyone knows we gave up rights to our own water aaaages ago. Nestle is our corporate overlord. We give them the water for next to nothing, and then they sell it back to us at a vastly inflated price.

My grandma audited art classes at the local university after she hit 80 so she could look at nude models and pretend to draw them. Maybe this would be considered a suitable replacement activity for whatever delegation Trump decides to inflict on Paris Accord negotiations? They need to let the big kids talk without…

While I wish he’d been found guilty on all 8 counts, 3 is good enough for me, as long as he goes to jail and loses all his money in fines. Looking forward to sentencing and hoping he can’t stop shooting his vile mouth hole off in the meantime.

If you opt out of something, it means you don’t want to participate. If you keep showing up to the meetings, you are part of it. Looks like security’s going to have to escort some people out of the next meeting if they self invite.

CAN’T WAIT! Seriously- I hope Kelly puts the hammer down and Trump gets intransigent because he is the Best Person in the World and no one can tell him what to do.

“The wellness thing is big,” he told the Times. “We’re calling it ‘the new luxury.’

This is my life motto and can be applied liberally to pretty much every aspect of it.

Did Trump take him furniture shopping? Anyone check to see sudden bank account balance jumps? Or is this more like his pal Eric has something over him, on account they’re all friends and got drunk that one time after golf?

Political opportunism at its very worst, eh? Things like principles and a strong core belief are for chumps.

There are people who lurk in groups like that because they get off on it. They are not suicidal themselves, but will encourage others to end their lives- it’s entertainment. Here’s a nurse who got convicted and is already out: http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/william-melchert-dinkel-ex-nurse-who-encouraged-suicides-out-of-…

I hope they go fast so they don’t become a burden to their family. As a pre-existing condition, it’s likely they couldn’t afford the care required.

Hope the Trump Tower is just crawling with various bugs that the secret service accidentally left behind.

Careful. His supporters are quite frightening in their devotion and intensity...

You may be a British citizen, but now you work for us! Oh...unless you’d prefer to be in jail?

So, basically “Is this shit for real? Am I dreaming?” Because that’s very close to what I’m thinking too.

That’s a new one! Is there a description of this somewhere on the intertubes? I keep getting “plutocracy” when I look for a definition.

Karl Marx: Religion is the opiate of the masses.