Trump to Mexican president: Now YOU are going to make me look like a dummy by not doing this thing that I promised and which makes your own country, people and leadership look bad if you do. I lied and used you as a platform for my vile political stunt and you aren’t following along. Why are you being so unreasonable?

Your logic is impeccable. Numbers. They are all the same.

I am hoping that’s why he’s been moved to adult court. Clearly the judge thinks juvie is not going to do it for him. Perhaps there are better programs for sexual predators in adult court. This will also mean this kid will be added to the sexual offender registry.

I predicted elsewhere here that we would be seeing him dressed in white and being dunked in the ocean for a baptism by the Hillsong dude within 6 months. This looks like step one here.

Holy shit. That’s incredible. Also, I think there’s some double entendre fodder in there somewhere.

It meeee!

They’re going to have to come up with a name for the type of government that’s going on right now. It must contain the word “absurd” somewhere in it or it won’t be accurate.

So many people have commented on his uncanny stare. A bland and unremarkable looking dude until you stare into the windows of his soul and realize there’s a vacancy sign there. How much do you think he got when he bargained it away?

It kind of rolls off the tongue. For a single syllable word, it provides a really good canvas for whatever tone you wish.  

Right? It could be worse. But they are rapidly running out of mediocre and are definitely starting to tap the “worse” guys. It’s all relative. The best one can hope for in this admin is that they don’t completely destroy things. Like, people are cheering for their failure to get anything done in the Senate and…

Bring back the cotton gins and shirtwaist factories. And send the children up the chimneys again! Everyone must earn their keep. NOTHING FOR FREE.

I will be watching very closely from now on for the fungus to grow a flowering stalk out the top of his head from which it can spread its spores.

“oh he’s competent and might be decent”

I’ve been following this and am hoping it gets played out to the very end and that many other satirists can contribute. Bob just asked for a roast, and boy he’s going to get it.

I can’t use mine for that because my cat sets up shop whenever I leave it out. Can I use 3 smaller bags?

Gawd. The list does go on, doesn’t it? And for every one of those terrible people you listed, there are thousands who would excuse their behaviour because...fuck, I don’t know why. Garbage people. MRAs. Trolls. Just straight up shitty people who think they’re above the law and women are objects to use and discard.

Or this! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interface_(novel)

This person (Bamski) is a troll with only two shitty comments to their name.

I’m pretty sure he’s just a black vortex of rage and bigotry up in there. He’s got juuust enough intelligence to know he can’t say most of the things he’s thinking. At least until the rhetoric starts getting hotter. 

Is “cosmopolitan” the new “urban”? Or is it an offshoot of “liberal elites”? I can’t keep my pejoratives straight any more.