Any reason for less people in my way is good- but it’s going to take a whole bunch more people choosing to go to the Ark Experience before I try the Disney experience myself! I don’t think it’s The Gays cluttering up the Disneyplaces that are turning the Jeebus lovers off. His survey is UNSCIENTIFIC (because he is…

Yep. We did a road trip where we stayed in cheap motels but went to places like Bryce Canyon Natl Park, Grand Canyon, Four Corners, White Sands, Roswell, Pima Air and Space, Carlsbad, etc, etc. Our kid has memories to last a lifetime and not one time did we have to wait in a line or pay for overpriced goods and food…

Aw fuck. Ew.

SAD!

Basically because all the criticisms (*insults to your womanhood) you listed are founded on the fact that you have an Opinion and that your Opinion is counter to the person who feels their opinion is Fact.

My hopes are that they want to be absolutely sure that nothing is left to doubt the conviction. I am hoping it’s one or two people who are going through this point by point and making sure there is ZERO cause for appeal.

There was a lot of pain caused and I think she would like to put this behind her, as would I.

I love the look of the video. She is fucking gorgeous. She knows her body and she knows how to move. I would be happy just to watch her move around with no sound on and wear different outfits. She’s a creator of beautiful kinetic art.

This sounds...intriguing.

But, please, only after you post where it is.

You are a brave person. I feel like you need all the stars you can get.

Teach him how to unplug the toilet on his own and hope for the best! It’s going to be a long decade before he’s responsible for his own damn tp expenses. I have been tempted to get a bidet. But basically the water wastage would be even worse.

My friend’s ma taught me how to fold plastic bags into tiny tiny little triangles and it looks like sorcery. I wish I could teach you how via the intertubes, but it really can only be demonstrated in person. It makes me feel like a complete wizard every time I do it. However, Ikea actually has a thinger you can hang…

I use a mallet and bang the hell out of ice in a resealable freezer bag wrapped in a kitchen towel (it stops the ice from flying free because I am too enthusiastic with the mallet).

That sounds wonderful! Of COURSE it wasn’t going to be comfortable. Too good to be true. Glad you were able to, um, let it go?

While I agree with pretty much ALL of this post (points for Quiverfull reference!), I dispute the toilet paper thing. I have a single person in the form of a 17 yr old boy who uses enough to plug the toilet Every Damn Time. We have had discussions about flushing half way, about waiting till you’re done instead using a…

We have one here and we go to make fun of the other people there and bounce in their terribly uncomfortable but so very “stylish” chairs (I do admit they have some outstanding ones that look like they’re made with the fuselage from Howard Hughes’ personal plane). We also look at their actual hardware to get ideas and…

Right? WHY IS THAT SO UNREASONABLE? Just buy him one. Is that too much to ask? Holy god, son, buy your husband a damn toaster oven so he can melt the damn cheese and get a good brown crust on the damn bagels without turning them into tough leather first.

Friend of mine is a Lego enthusiast (to put it lightly). Roving toddlers were a definite worry for him- solved by creating shelves up near ceiling height and locked cabinets. It’s working so far, but he has failed to understand that kids are right up there with tool using apes and WILL manage to access the…

Right? To get to know him. To assess their compatibility. To see if there’s “something there.” And he’s all “BONER! WOO! I am going to fuck you because obviously you want it because you came home with me.”