I have a kilo of whey protein that’s been sitting in my cupboard for 5 years now. Unfortunately I couldn’t digest the stuff and it, uh, caused embarrassment when I engaged my core at the gym.

Yeah- unless that fish she’s eating is 10 oz of protein or more, she’s going to be in trouble after a while.

I have never had Roy Rogers fried chicken. Is it better than KFC? If I am in a particularly bad mood, my husband will bring me home KFC- he can just tell by the tone of my voice sometimes. It’s along the lines of “distract the lion with food so she won’t attack you” self defense on his part. I live in Canada, so my…

Pretty sure if you followed it long enough you’d just die in general. Like, it’s not actually enough to sustain life. And I am being serious.

What is that? I hate that feeling.

Fuck off, I’m full...

And raisins. You can’t have celery and peanut butter without the raisins.

Thank you. I’m sure trainers, nutritionists and medical professionals are all horrified by this. She is robbing her future self of good health. She is also promoting a criminally irresponsible diet plan. She knows she is influential with young women and men and she is lying to them about how to achieve a certain look…

Friday night is pizza night at my house and I CAN’T WAIT!

Ants on a log (peanut butter and raisins with celery) are my go-to snack food when I am feeling sad. And only Kraft smooth peanut butter will do. None of that healthy shit. Gimme sugar and emulsifiers so my peanut butter is smooth and delicious!

It’s the razor edge between making yourself beautiful and thin and getting really really fat. Two almonds add up to a bajillion pounds in weight gain in, like, 4 days. totally

Looking at this meal plan gives me the chills. I sincerely hope she has a doctor who knows what’s going on and can help track her vitals as her body cannibalizes itself in order to produce the fuel required for her work outs. Calling a piece of fruit a “meal” is not appropriate and indicates at the very least a…

You’d think it wouldn’t be a rule so much as just how things are done. But, turns out people need some firm and enforced rules because otherwise they have zero framework to be decent human beings. Likely because that kind of behaviour is due to a complete inability to see the folks around you as actual human beings…

Stick an umlaut on that and you have a fantastic name for...something. Not sure what, but Haagen Daz had the right idea.

Huh. We always had these meetings after the trip to unpack whatever the heck people got up to this time that wasn’t covered by the rules that were revised after the last time.

Before I dive in, I feel the need to organize snacks and make sure my bladder is empty. I may not be back for a some time.

Very very cool! I learned a new and very interesting thing today!

If you are Australian, perhaps you are the member of the “I Like Cars” party? Or the “Australian Sex Enthusiasts” party? I can’t wait till Canada starts representation by population system. I am betting on at lest 7 pro cannabis parties throwing their hat into the ring.

I am pretty sure they are not what people think the GOP is/was. This is some internal coup by the alligators in the swamp they were supposed to drain. If I was a Republican, I’d be chaining myself to my Republican representative’s door and making sure they explained why they allowed an incompetent law breaker to…

And so ignorant of how government works that he can’t be held responsible for breaking the law because he didn’t know he was. So ignorant he can’t be held responsible. THIS IS THE GUY LEADING YOUR COUNTRY!