A few things-

Ah. I understand (lays finger besides nose and winks in the universal gesture of “say no more”)

One for Him, and one for us!

The right kind of Christians. The others are all blasphemers and heretics. Those other ones don’t believe in the Lord enough to put their lives in His hands to do with as He wills.

I heard a hilarious stand up routine that introduced me to the term “God Botherers” and also riffed on why born-agains are such shitty drivers (because they wanted to hasten their journey to the Pearly Gates). As the comedian didn’t burst into flame right where he stood, I’m pretty sure you’ll be ok.

Meee tooooo!

It was God’s will. Can’t argue with that.

Do the kids even know about that these days?

Someone needs to set that all to music a la Gilbert and Sullivan

Pretty stellar criteria for catching and holding a person’s interest, I must say.

They are not actually four people, but four slightly different variations of one person. It’s ok- because a vote for one is a vote for all.

It’s a mimic to try to blend in and look less threatening. It doesn’t work well because there’s nothing human about that guy.

To be fair, the patio is probably 60 sq’ and the cat doesn’t like to share his personal outdoor living room with the riff raff (that’s us) unless he’s bribed with cat crackers first.

Sorry! I had to look it up “Wild America” was Marty Stouffer’s show. He was awesome.

The thing that gets me the most is that Eric Trump shows his upper gums and tiny tiny sharp teeth when he smiles. It’s predatory and unnatural looking.

I like the fact that Comey was very clear that he felt the need to document right away. That he knew Trump was dancing around asking for something that was shady as hell and that Comey needed to make sure he had a timeline of interactions right from the beginning.

What the fuck is a “nothing burger”? I need to arm myself with knowledge because I bet my family’s drunk uncle is warming up his FB comment fingers over this.

Guess some of them finally figured out how to conduct themselves if they’re up to 500 from such a low number. I remember seeing something on Nat Geo or the Nature of Things (Or Wild Kingdom with Marty Stauffer?) back when I was a kid and watching nature shows on PBS with my ma.

I would have too! Mostly, if this happened where I live, because the damn hawk would put a damper on pigeons getting it on in my eaves every fucking morning starting at 4:30am and going all day till the last desperate pigeon hump at around 9:27pm.

I substituted “abomination” for “administration” the first time I read your post and had to reread it.