Right? Just don’t expect boys to “be distracted” and turn it into a damn thing where girls use their bodies as sex weapons of mass distraction. Those boys will get over themselves eventually. And, frankly, I don’t believe it’s “the boys” anyhow. It’s older people projecting their own weird shit onto kids who are just…

If you haven’t read anything by John Bradshaw, I highly recommend it. I grew up in a family situation that was toxic in the extreme. I perpetuated it by being attracted to people who “needed” me and fulfilled my desire to be indispensable and a provider of love. His writing disabused me of a few different notions…

I am heartless and would have cheered to see that. Pigeons are basically the KFC of prey- fatty and delicious!

Yep- the slow and dumb ones have to go.

I don’t feed stray cats. We do, however, donate to a cat charity that traps and fixes ferals and rescues/ rehabilitates many cats off the streets. We got our very own royal hostage from them 5 years ago. I do admit, I am obsessed with my dogs.

It’s easier to blame an “interloper” than the person who actually made the decision. If she gets blamed, they don’t have to examine their own part in what drove him away or caused him to decide that he would rather not be an active part of that family, thanks very much.

Their hair is exactly the same too. Eric Trump is an Odo tribute artist.

THANK YOU. I know! here’s a debate amongst my friends on FB right now about where raisins belong. Oatmeal cookies figure large with the reasonable people (and spice cake!). There are some who believe raisins belong in butter tarts and apple pie and I am about to go on a rampage.

FYI- AG broke last year’s record (for the entire year, and all channels) for sheer number of dick pics- and did it in 3 episodes. If that doesn’t sell the show, I don’t know what will!

I see this as Ivanka ramping up for her own future campaign. She’s preparing the ground right now. “So principled, she’ll even contradict her Dad- who was the President of the United States.”

Saw a bunch of crows hassling an eagle the same way in a big tree on my way to the store once. On my way back home, 45 minutes later, there was the eagle sitting in the same place with one foot on a black bundle happily plucking feathers out and letting them drift down from the tree.

Hats and umbrellas so they can’t recognize you. Though it’s likely it’s too late now.

Yet I laugh every time I hear that. Don’t ever stop- you have a dedicated and appreciative audience.

To be fair, when a group of jays gets together, it really does sound like a party. The raucous kind that ends up in drunken tears, a brawl, and at least one attendee getting hauled off by the cops for being “rowdy”.

Meeee tooo! I am waiting till break time to eat my delicious apple strudel that is all sugary and doesn’t have raisins in it. I hate raisins in anything apple strudel-y.

Shit. Mine is mortgage rates. You live a more exciting life than I do.

American Gods recently had a scene with Gillian Anderson dressed as David Bowie and both myself and my husband did not know what to do. We actually paused the scene so we could process it.

And humour!

I always viewed him as Odo from Deep Space 9, but that’s really unfair to orphan shape shifters of unknown origin.

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