We make progress one funeral at a time!

It’s being covered by multiple news outlets for free. So for $10k they just got their point national coverage. Seems like a good deal.

Hopefully we’ll get to hear what Trump’s jailer would say upon hearing about his death

Maybe he’s not the hero we need, but he’s the one we deserve.

His appeal comes from his eyes. When he is flatulating he looks into the camera and straight into your soul. You truly feel that he is not releasing gas from his ass because his body compels him to but because he wants you to know what it means to be human.

This isn’t so bad guys. Look at it this way: 30 seconds of watching an advertisement is like two whole Amazon employee bathroom breaks.

It's funny because the average American can’t tell teams from the AL West apart.

A Police Lineup

YESSSSSSS more Diana Moskovitz pieces over here on Jezebel pleeeeease

Guess a movie doesn’t begin at conception either.

And that’s why you always ask Elon Musk for help in any rescue mission

You don’t have to wait, Manchin is a reliable GOP vote on all issues. He is absolutely voting to confirm. This isn’t a case of him being cagey and talking tough, this is a case of him telegraphing that he will absolutely grease the wheels and defy his own party for the 10000000th time since his sorry ass was elected.

Whoa Mr. Mill, I’m gonna have to ask you to be more civil.

Mainstream Republicans get no flack for demanding we abolish the Departments of Education, Energy, and Oops, but “abolish that 15 year old agency that’s stealing children” is going to far. 

I’m going to be pissed if he comes out of the cave, sees his shadow, and gives us six more weeks of LeBronWatch.

stupid sexy Iceland

Group of Dearth

Game over. Conservatives won. First they’ll come for roe and then they’ll come for gay rights. 

He needs to Diego Simadona