Seriously there has to be more of these, right? I want to like quit my job and sit down with a cache of them and just tune out the world. Why is this so amazing to me?

I should have been more clear. I have no issue with trapping and moving the gator. I meant the behavior in the video above was pointless harassment.

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

I can only presume that he saw the barber who gave him that haircut somewhere in the opposite seats and was on his way to deliver a well-deserved beating.

Three MLB games? I thought the doubleheader was against the Orioles.

“You told me New Yorkers loved me! They’re booing me like they think I’m Ivanka! I can’t get up and leave, Donald. My diaper’s leaking like a White House staffer!”

Yeah, but just falling in line is only going to result in more and more of those moments only inflicted by an ever rightwards shifting Democrat party who will tell us it is for our own good. At least the GOP don’t expect us to be grateful for pro-corporate and regressive rulings and legislation. A democrat who doesn’t…

I’ll take this over Michael Kay or John Sterling’s self-satisfied catchphrases any day.

The best part is actually after the video ends. The Yankees gave up 7 runs in the next four innings and lost the game.

President Trump immediately tweeted that MLS disrespects America by pausing for salat al-zuhr prayers during Ramadan.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Aaron Schlossberg

“You have to look at the president’s three tweets,” Conway said

A lot of the gaming population hasn’t played a “4 player co-op horde game” since Left 4 Dead. This article is for them, not for you.

I think, for Haberman, it’s a combination of (1) wanting to suck up to keep her access to the WH (don’t forget that photo of her with Orange Foolius in the Oval) and (2) butthurt at how Michelle Wolf called journalists like her out.

Stanton hit that ball so far

Counterpoint: He was involved with the destruction of the Marlins like another true Yankee.

“And when under direct assault, the Bluegrass is able to retract the entirety of it’s head into it’s protective shell. This allows it to safely avoid danger while also enabling the turtle to rest comfortably inside its own asshole.”

I don’t know who that is, but he looks crazy smart. What a pair of glasses! I can only hope he’s in charge of securing our nuclear stockpile.

Blister on his hand sounds like the yanking happened before the game amirite