nothing in the bill calls for a reduction in police department budgets.

The relationship was never going to last, and that just seemed like the least awkward way to break it off.

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

Jezebel is a blog for women, but this post is about a man. I think you guys really ought to “stick to women” here.

Hey that piece of shit nestled between that pig’s enormous testicles looks just like Jim Spanfeller! Uncanny!

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

Places that require security clearance to enter where officials receive classified national security information and concentration camps run by officials embarrassed by their own conduct are totally the same thing. Good call!

We made it through a decade without a Yankee championship! Rejoice!

This is really nice work. Great job, Leslie Rosique!

Nope. Students are paying for everything that’s entailed in actual education: classroom, exercises, lectures, whatever other events the professor decides belong in a given course syllabus and assigns to their class.

I firmly think that if the Senate votes and acquits him, the DNC should start openly soliciting help from foreign interests to take out their Senators. If you’re going to say it’s normal, let’s make it normal.

Smartphone games come close to filling that need, but sometimes I just want to mindlessly mash buttons for a couple of minutes, hitting home runs or beating up baddies, without having to worry about killing my phone’s battery, waiting for app updates, or all the other distractions of modern gaming.

+1(st of the month)

Small Little Bone was the worst rapper in Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony don’t @ me. 

as a scientist Bauer should be familiar with Kepler’s first law of baseball motion which states that a weak-ass pitch down in the zone swiftly becomes a parabola

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

This sounds suspiciously like we're approaching the Double Secret Probation Event Horizon.

Sounds like the days of Barr not taking them seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

Comic Sans?

Cornball is someone who is annoying, but in a totally harmless way.