Because it was only when she referenced that other men were asking the same question that she was that he actually gave a meaningful answer.

No one is stopping you from showing us how Obama used foreign assets to break federal election laws and destroy the evidence.

While I’m all for throwing shade at ill-conceived SyFy series, you still have ads for Krypton plastered everywhere on the site right now, so, you know, glass houses.

Please take some time out of your day to listen to this Pokémon style remix of “Eleanor Rigby.” Almost as much of an earworm as the “dog in a trenchcoat” version.

Probably he’s continuing a long family tradition of trading in one wife for a cheaper, younger East European model.

“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.

Uhhhh, do you not think the University of Texas is a gov’t institution?

Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

There’s only one headline I want to read that includes the words “Donald Trump” and “funeral.”

Y’know what? Thanks for taking the time to break things down to the level you did; there’s a tendency in current social discourse to immediately take the most emotionally-reflexive and intellectually simple reaction to any situation, and I really appreciate that you slowed down and broke this situation into its…

Gotta say, I haven’t read any of the books and have only watched snippets of the show, but I’m still confused about one thing:

Thank you Hillary Clinton primary voters, for leaving America with the options of

Hey, you shut up that 7 year talk!

“I guess that was the short program,” Tessa said, watching the smoke rise from the end of her cigarette.

I’m on level 4 here but hurtling toward 6

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

Is it? Civic engagement is important but the SOTU has been dumb political propaganda for decades. Nobody who didn’t watch that pile of garbage on Tuesday missed anything that couldn’t be gathered by reading the Times and the Post on Wednesday.

I have a handful:

This was one from a few years ago, but I enjoyed it and figured I’d offer it to others: