Hey, CNN, a tethered balloon platform is perfectly legal. No drone licensing required. http://www.findaerialphotography.com/method_helium.php and http://www.popularmechanics.com/flight/drones/how-to/a10472/those-aerial-photos-are-nice-but-high-tech-balloons-can-do-so-much-more-16744100/

“They had to get rid of Jar Jar Binks, because audiences loved him too much.”

This is really the best of both worlds for the other owners. All they really care about is that the purchase price is high enough to raise their own frachises’ values. But if they’re so deep in debt that they can’t afford to field a competitive team, that’ll help suppress salaries and they’ll occasionally float useful…

I could be wrong but I don’t think “pussyfoot” would be considered obscene. If he just stuck with it and continued it probably wouldn’t have been an issue.

Torok has the only legitimate claim to the chair.

I’m not convinced it’s all that simple. 20th Century Fox may shortly be owned by Disney, but it will (unless things drastically change) still act as its own production company, distinct from Marvel Studios, with its own deals and contracts still in place. True, this means that Disney could step in and transfer the Fox…

The tensile strength of his scrotum will decide that.

At a certain point MLB commissioner, Paul Manafort needs to step in and say, “this is too many trades. You guys are acting like traders,” because they certainly are. During the New England Revolution, Benedict Cumberbatch was half the trader these 2017 Florida Marlins are.

Liked for the first half of your comment.

Let’s talk in five years, Beaver Jr.

It was really cute how Trump, McConnell and the RNC tried to act like they were horrified about his child molesting past in order to make him drop out. But, when it became clear he wasn’t going to quit, they immediately said “You’re our man! Those bitches are all lying anyway”

I live in Boston ... if I unfollow him, would that be an adequate Mass Unfollowing?

*rimshot*

This must be Killing O’Reilly.

Ron Howard narration: “He was not actually doing a fine job.”

“And this is my lawyer. He’s doing a fine job. Stand up and let everyone see you. Doesn’t he look like a walrus, folks? The best walrus.”

Just what we need, a rivalry between east coast and west coast crappers

People were too busy shouting “YAAAASSSS QWEEN” and calling people Bernie Bros to realize that an astonishing number of people who don’t live in NYC or California hate Hillary the way most people hate fire ants.