“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.

Uhhhh, do you not think the University of Texas is a gov’t institution?

Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

There’s only one headline I want to read that includes the words “Donald Trump” and “funeral.”

Y’know what? Thanks for taking the time to break things down to the level you did; there’s a tendency in current social discourse to immediately take the most emotionally-reflexive and intellectually simple reaction to any situation, and I really appreciate that you slowed down and broke this situation into its…

Gotta say, I haven’t read any of the books and have only watched snippets of the show, but I’m still confused about one thing:

Thank you Hillary Clinton primary voters, for leaving America with the options of

Hey, you shut up that 7 year talk!

“I guess that was the short program,” Tessa said, watching the smoke rise from the end of her cigarette.

I’m on level 4 here but hurtling toward 6

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

Is it? Civic engagement is important but the SOTU has been dumb political propaganda for decades. Nobody who didn’t watch that pile of garbage on Tuesday missed anything that couldn’t be gathered by reading the Times and the Post on Wednesday.

Hey, CNN, a tethered balloon platform is perfectly legal. No drone licensing required. http://www.findaerialphotography.com/method_helium.php and http://www.popularmechanics.com/flight/drones/how-to/a10472/those-aerial-photos-are-nice-but-high-tech-balloons-can-do-so-much-more-16744100/

“They had to get rid of Jar Jar Binks, because audiences loved him too much.”

This is really the best of both worlds for the other owners. All they really care about is that the purchase price is high enough to raise their own frachises’ values. But if they’re so deep in debt that they can’t afford to field a competitive team, that’ll help suppress salaries and they’ll occasionally float useful…

I could be wrong but I don’t think “pussyfoot” would be considered obscene. If he just stuck with it and continued it probably wouldn’t have been an issue.

Torok has the only legitimate claim to the chair.

The tensile strength of his scrotum will decide that.

At a certain point MLB commissioner, Paul Manafort needs to step in and say, “this is too many trades. You guys are acting like traders,” because they certainly are. During the New England Revolution, Benedict Cumberbatch was half the trader these 2017 Florida Marlins are.

Liked for the first half of your comment.