It was really cute how Trump, McConnell and the RNC tried to act like they were horrified about his child molesting past in order to make him drop out. But, when it became clear he wasn’t going to quit, they immediately said “You’re our man! Those bitches are all lying anyway”

*rimshot*

This must be Killing O’Reilly.

Ron Howard narration: “He was not actually doing a fine job.”

“And this is my lawyer. He’s doing a fine job. Stand up and let everyone see you. Doesn’t he look like a walrus, folks? The best walrus.”

Just what we need, a rivalry between east coast and west coast crappers

People were too busy shouting “YAAAASSSS QWEEN” and calling people Bernie Bros to realize that an astonishing number of people who don’t live in NYC or California hate Hillary the way most people hate fire ants.

In other news, water is wet.

The surest way to start a riot: send in the police.

Oh, please.

It doesn’t matter who you’re screwing as long as you scream out PRAISE JESUS! upon climax.

“Wait a minute. Almost no one who has committed a lethal act of terror in America has come from any of those countries on the executive order, and even fewer are refugees. What is this travel ban REALLY about?”

i could agree compromise is part of governing but politics is a winner take all no-hold bar fight to the death.

 You know why people can’t let go of what HRC, DWS did? Because their supporters, some here, kept shitting on people who voted Bernie, Johnson, Stein. People like Samantha Bee kept stating we were complicit in Trump’s election. People like Eminem said “fuck you” to Independent voters.

I think there’s a difference between signing an agreement for fundraising, and signing an agreement for fundraising but also picking your own people for every important role at the DNC.

Bernie would’ve won.

Brazile calling anyone “unethical” is the height of absurdism. This book is nothing but a sad attempt to salvage her reputation.

This’ll get me some flack because I’m seeing something other than how his words were (stupidly) structured, but I think he meant to include everyone in his statement about “ordinary Americans.” He tends to speak out against the millionaires, who are not ordinary, and he tends to contrast them with the rest of us who…