Aww! My husband and I met on OKCupid. I’d had a few forgettable dates and decided to search for my favorite band, hoping that a cool guy would pop up. BOOM there he was, holding a knife over a giant cake. He apparently had stopped checking his account and wasn't expecting to meet anyone there. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ We've been…

Mid-December, 2002. I was having a shitty month. I was broke and stressed and miserable and trying to give my kid a Christmas and I was supposed to be leading my UU Church’s Winter Solstice service but I’d flaked out because my life was a disaster. Walked in to the sanctuary and OH DAMN WHO IS THAT GUY? The hottest…

I don’t know if this counts. My husband and I met on match.com and hit it off right away. A cute geologist? Sign me up! The meet cute part was, the first day I signed up he messaged me, or winked, or whatever it was, and he had decided that it was going to be his last day trying match if he didn’t get any responses.…

I had a really cute relationship with my gf but now i found out she’s been cheating on me the whole time and i’ve been so weak and wishy washy about breaking up with her because girl tears are like fucking kryptonite for me but now she’s on her way to our apartment that was just fucking moved into and i’ve got to…

Try being gay and dating a girl who looks exactly like you.

He probably used to think that older white women were going to be the primary antagonists to a song which he seems to have considered racy. So,Tby that logic, if the older white women were digging the song, no one else could possibly have taken umbrage.

I would be so mad. It doesn’t happen much, but the rare times I get vocally mad at my husband, it’s because he’s spoken for “us” in some way that puts *me* out.

I don’t *really* like candy corn, but if I start eating it, I can.not.stop eating it.

Thank you! It really hurt my feelings, made me feel like shit when she didn’t show up for me or support me. I kept replaying things in my mind, thinking of it when I couldn’t sleep, etc. But ever since I “broke up” with her and got to say my piece...poof! All those negative thoughts vanished.

I gave this friend a “backstage pass” into my life, which means to me: I don’t clean up before you come over, I’m super open and honest, I share, I show up for you. I loaned her all my black tie clothes for events, got her set up with people that could help her, went for walks with her, listened to her troubles,…

It’s a *lengthy* tale covering 10+ years of extremely toxic friendship, but the point at which I decided I was DONE was when she banged a mutual friend’s boyfriend, was somehow astonished that I was not cool with her actions, and was even more astonished when someone asked me a couple years later if she had done that…

Awwww, he went to Jared!

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We’re like really big compared to some countries tho so

Yes, how dare the producers of the “shitty sitcom” which put Wu’s name on the map continue to thrive and employ a whole slate of people at every level of production. After all it’s only Wu’s livelihood that matters, right? Your post misses many marks.

If it’s true that Miley blindsided him... maybe that is the best thing for him in the end. Such a slap in the face, such finality, will maybe save him from getting back together with her again.

That ‘wet hair’ bullshit is gross.  It just looks dirty.  I know I sound like my mother, but I don’t care.  Take a bath. 

If there is anyone who has fucked in a portal potty, I want their names, so I can pledge my allegiance to them if we experience a zombie apocalypse or somesuch. That takes true grit. No amount of drugs or alcohol can make that bearable. You just have to be an animal. 

I don’t have any bugs/dirt/vermin dirty places, but I have done things in places people would definitely consider a kind of dirty.

It’s so awful. I am a journalist and editor by trade and have never worked PR a day in my life, but I think I could make that statement much better with just a couple of minutes of work. Let’s find out: