Having only thin white women represented has been the norm and is also an extreme, but I suspect it hasn’t bothered you one bit.

i worked at restaurants in LA and BH so I have a few.

By far my most ridiculous and memorable was when I was walking home from Whole Foods at 10PM with two hands full of groceries, and as I rounded the corner outside Lilia in Williamsburg, I locked eyes with none other than our queen, MICHELLE OBAMA, who promptly scooted into a black escalade.

I immediately stopped in my…

Many years ago near Union Square, I saw a very familiar looking woman who I was certain was a girl I’d met in one of my college lecture classes. It’d been almost a year since we’d last seen each other, so I darted right up, arms out ready to hug her and exclaimed, “Hey!” In that split second, she kinda scrunched up…

I’ve met/seen/bumped into more celebrities than I can count and unless I’m actually at an event/meal/hangout type thing (where interaction is acceptable) I follow “New York code” and presume they’re living their lives and ignore them like I would any other New Yorker.

I got the sense that the guy I saw was shitting more as a form of performance art than digestive catastrophe, but otherwise I wholeheartedly agree with you. Let she who has never eaten a dodgy scallop cast the first stone. 

I’ve got to admit, I feel terrible for people who end up taking a dump on a train.  Any one of us can have a digestive crisis, and I suspect most of us have.  That we usually make it to the bathroom is great, but there’s always the chance that we won’t.  At that point, there’s a choice between crapping in or out of…

Yall, this reaction is why NYC is terrible. If this had happened in New Orleans, which it probably has, the party throwers would have brought enough for the whole car, everyone would have shrugged their shoulders, and joined in. Probably at least three life long friendships would have been made. Everyone would have…

I wished a bystander would have kicked over the table and yelled “I HAVE A SHELLFISH ALLERGY!!!!”

This is fucking rude and gross and entitled and obnoxious. Yet another reason why I’m glad I’m old enough that “being extra for the ‘gram” was not a thing when I was young.

People from other cities make fun of the rules on the DC Metro that prohibit food and drinks.  Imagine, though, if the above described party ended with a group of transit police officers handcuffing and frog marching the birthday girl and her friends off the train.  Come on, admit it.  You’d have cheered for the cops.

I may be in a mood, but I hate these people and if I had been in the subway car I would’ve literally wanted to murder them.

Service caucasian, reporting for duty. 

Bill has always been the “sweep it under the rug” secret of our side of the political spectrum... he was the white Obama of his era, charming and charismatic, used as a follow-up to a curmudgeonly old republican. He worked well at the time, in a climate where democrats shamed Anita Hill just as much as republicans,…

Yeah, he’s totally going to ghost her.

Be Best. We Free.

When all this is said and done, the one who brought the pizza cutter will always be the idiot who brought a pizza cutter to a murder-stab party. 

“I heard myself. I just didn’t LISTEN.”

That’s a convenient twisting of math for racist GOP talking points:

She did actually list herself in several minority faculty lists. So she did claim it more than you are representing. As you rightly claim what she had as evidence was no more than many white American families and she had no business claiming it as she did, even college age EW should have known better. Certainly 2012…