I was in 7th or 8th grade when my grandmother took me to the mall Regis and told them I wanted to look like Rachel from friends. I have super thick, course, kind-of-wavy-but-more-frizzy hair. They gave me what the stylist called a “star cut” which is actually (according to her) how they do “the Rachel.” They part the…

For years, Drake had been sending subliminal shots at Push on some of his records. In a more recent song, Drake also directly dissed Push and said something about his wife, as well as did a song dissing Pusha-T & Kanye(who is a frenemy of Drakes, but that cold war relationship has turned somewhat hot). Pusha-T then…

It could be worse. We have an American friend, “underemployed” to put it mildly, who keeps up with all of this. When he stays with us we’ll say something like, “I don’t know, should we go out for dinner, there’s a tapas place that just opened...” and he’ll interrupt with something like (I’m making this up), “Did you…

I mean, it was the book that did that. But why, years later, take that idea to merge genres to create something new while retaining all the problems of BOTH original genres? Why can’t you take some of the tropes of noir and play with the fucking femme fatale to make it deeper and more interesting, instead of just…

Lol. I mean, its generally rude to trash your ex in public but sometimes you have one too many vodka redbulls (assuming thats his drink of choice) and it happens. Nothing he said/tweeted struck me as particularly bad. Like, he didn’t say anything about her being bad in bed or air any medical/mental health/personal…

What if she already is, but this is the best that magic can do?

I think it’s more about a thirteen year old’s perspective of fame. Julia’s movies aren’t really aimed at or popular with the 7th grade demographic so, while they undoubtedly know she’s a famous person, she isn’t really as hot a topic of discussion among their peer-group as someone like Logan Paul or Kylie Jenner. At…

Off topic but Phyllis was at my uncle’s funeral this summer. She’s from St. Louis as am I, and they went to college together and were pretty tight. It’s odd seeing celebrities in real life situations, but even more awkward at a funeral. I mean, here we are - all grieving - and the goddamn minister decides he would…

Prohibition was the first time women drank socially with men outside of their homes. After 1920, women could no longer lock themselves in their bathrooms to sneak sips from their husbands’ bottles. They had to venture out to speakeasys, which ended up being the first places in American history that single women and…

I can guarantee that 99% of Kanye’s MAGA transformation is Obama calling him an asshole, much like Trump getting humiliated at the 2011 WHCD is 99% responsible for this.

I had a guy ask me if I had any tattoos and when I drew out the simple one I had on a napkin, he got super quiet and told me that my tattoo was a design he had written about in a story years ago and that because I had it, I was the Chosen One.

Just gonna leave this here with regards to the idea that “FFFF” is a reference to a friend:

I took you out of the grays to reply to this.

Salvation.

Because this is Putin’s revenge on the USA. He put a complete moron in charge of the USA, who is not respected by any other world leader. The USA is being ruined on the world stage and will never recover. The next president will have to explain why the USA did nothing to remove Trump from office. He lost the popular…

It's never not annoying when Wypipo talk about "bridging the divide" as if Black people are somehow responsible for racism? It's not like we're two rival football teams; we never enslaved Europeans, committed genocide against the North American Native Peoples, underfund their schools, create laws and policies…

I had never heard Each one, teach one. What a brilliant turn of phrase, accurate, evocative and succinct. 

Yeah, but it’s not like the year Chase was on was so much better. Seriously, we’ve all been watching “best of” compilations for years, but go back and watch a full, unedited episode sometime. If there’s one funny sketch in five, it’s a good episode.

I’d be the last guy to defend Chevy Chase because the guy is clearly an asshole, but his assessment of today’s SNL isn’t too far off.

To claim that a being that spends a majority of his/her/its waking life with a fist up his/her/its ass does not have a sexual orientation seems... disingenuous.