People’s reaction to my sobriety (507days!) have ranged from being nosey to being downright pissed off about it. Like I cant stop drinking if I’m not an alcoholic or haven’t hit rock bottom. But remember, people’s reaction to your sobriety is 100% about their relationship with alcohol, not yours.

Bad Bunny Baby ba ba ba

I don’t have a past reinvention but this year I’m moving abroad and intend to become the best me ever in 2020! No more job, away from awful family who’ll never visit, I’m now getting rid of nearly all of my possessions except casual clothes, jewelery, and toiletries, and it’s going to be a brand freaking new life for…

For anyone wondering how this works: anyone who owns $2000 worth of stock for a year can submit a 500 word resolution to the board of directors once a year. Radical proposals are likely to be demonstrably “Personal grievance; special interest”, and so get dropped on the floor.   § 240.14a-8 Shareholder proposals.

If anyone needs a hearty LOL today and you haven’t read it yet, read Alice Saville’s review of “Bitter Wheat”, a play about Harvey Weinstein that fucking David Mamet wrote, because of course he fucking would. http://exeuntmagazine.com/reviews/review-bitter-wheat-garrick-theatre/

are there no photos of the xmas dick? the facebook link didn’t go anywhere, and the news station blurred it “to keep things pg-23.”

God, my favorite thing of late is to just not pretend to know what Harvard is. People will say “college in Boston” and then I go “oh, I heard BC is nice” and then they say “no, Harvard” and then I follow up with “oh, the community college?” or “oh, we had a JSA from there, very nice but they clearly couldn’t quite…

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Straight female here but I used to work at a talent agency that repped Kate Moenning and I have never been so attracted to a woman in my life. She used to stand near my desk and read copy and my boss thought it was hilarious because I acted like a dumb schoolgirl any time she talked to me. It’s gotta be the power of…

I can only hear this in the Car Talk guys’ voices - “John Bugsy Lawler, back from the dominant, prominent, malcontent, nonevent, rubber cement, breach of trust with fraudulent intent pussy...”

Guyger confirmed she had intended to kill Jean

Look at the shirt my husband ordered that came today!  Woot Woot!

Any word on Dick Cheney’s whereabouts?

Literally scanned the entire thing first waiting for the ever-present dig at her.....but nope. Wow.

You guys. A Jezebel writer said something positive about Taylor Swift, and kinda defended her against an assface.

Normally I’d agree but I think the ending is perfect. One of the few romantic speeches I actually find romantic. And having them be the final couple in those vignettes made perfect sense.

Do you not understand this franchise?

Seriously. I actually think the way she worded that statement is fairly crafty. She’s not saying “I love Trump”, she’s talking about what people (erroneously) thought they were voting for (lower drug prices, less corruption) which *is* what Turmp was promising. And McConnell *is* opposed to what Turmp promised. It’s a …

Of course it’s okay to critique a song... but maybe if you’re gonna do it try to have a better argument than

Counterargument: Taylor Swift is fucking cool?