That’s only true if you don’t eat them regularly.  When you expose your digestive system to lentils (really, any beans) regularly, your body adapts and produces more of the enzymes that break them down better.

Overcooking is a bigger sin than undercooking, because you can always cook food more but you can never cook food less.

I’ve never figured out why they don’t sell canned bean salad with the dressing already in the can.  Just open and serve, or add extra stuff.

Don’t carry the bag on the plane if you can’t put it in/get it out of the overhead bin.

My dog says that if he doesn’t get 3 spoonfuls of peanut butter a day, he’ll die a slow and painful death and then throws those puppy dog eyes at me just to seal the deal.  Can anyone confirm that this is a fact or a myth?  I think he’s fibbing, but I need to be certain......

If you can’t handle getting your 100lb carry-on into the overhead yourself, just go ahead and check that bad boy.

The center seat gets priority on shared armrests.

Rule #1: Thou shall not be an asshole! Not to anyone. This includes Flight Crew, counter clerks & fellow passengers. If someone is “snarky” with you, be the bigger person, don’t escalate. If someone chooses to wear a mask (or not as is now permitted in most cases) don’t feel the need to chime in.

Howabout: sitting in the right seat? If you boarding pass says “23A” then get in seat 23A, not 22A or 24A (or 21A or 25A). How hard is it to read?

Nope. My passive-aggressive nature demands I stand up as soon as allowed to help block people trying to charge to the front of the plane, esp if we land on time. I know it doesn’t really matter. BUT IT DOES!

If everyone would collect their small, individual items (passport, wallet, keys, headphones, belt -if you need to remove it-, phone, etc.) and put into their bag/satchel/purse/carry-on before they get to their turn at the security scan, everything would move SO much quicker.

Don’t stand up to exit the plane until the people ahead of you are walking towards the exit. Sometimes you may need to step back a row or two to grab a bag from the overheads.

Don’t forget the line “there’s a bad moon on the rise” in Creedence’s Bad Moon Rising misheard as “there’s a bathroom on the right.”

**Adds in a shitty rap song 99% of the population have never heard of before for some unknown reason**

All of these misheard lyrics – even a mention of Pearl Jam, and the granddaddy of them all isn’t included? Talk about never being able to hear the song any other way again...

An interesting post-script: The lyrics were probably not obscene, but The Kingsmen’s drummer yells the word “Fuck!” at 54 seconds into the recording because he screwed up the beat. It’s hard to hear, and the FBI apparently didn’t notice.

To this day I still think that is what it is every time I hear it even though I know better.

You forgot Johnny Rivers “Secret Asian Man.”

You also gotta remember, that for us growing up in the '50s, '60s and'70s, we usually first heard songs on AM radio. Then on 45's or LP's played on not very good turntables. So you'll have to forgive us for not hearing lyrics correctly.

The reason everyone naturally hears “Sweet dreams are made of these” is because “these” rhymes with “disagree” and “seven seas”. “This” does not, unless you slant-rhyme the hell out of it.