Old Testament or Kirkland Signature edition?

Look how sexy and confident this man is!

I like the black one.

He's a good ol' boy from Midland, Texas - they don't wear scarves! And he literally didn't understand the different ways it could be looped/knotted to provide both style and warmth to help survive January in DC.

I hate Improv Everywhere.

This will be a productive conversation that ends well.

because... it's completely unrelated?

Sorry not sorry but this is ridiculous.
For one thing, I'm a woman with tiny hands and I have a monster sized Note 3 and use it just fine. I have a 3 month old baby, so I'm usually using it one handed and that's just fine. I take pictures with one hand just fine. I have a dexterity problem with my hands and I can use…

It's not just annoying and inconvenient; man hand-designed phones are actually interfering with women's ability to be journalists.

Really? Is this a real issue we're discussing here? Please tell me those is one of those joke issues/articles we all kind of laugh at. I mean nobody is forcing you to buy a massive phone, they come in many sizes.

Pictured: One in Ten Women.

Well crap. That makes my forehead tattoo a little embarrassing, then.

I wouldn't run with the number 666 either.

And he gets the girl!

Well, at least we know Josh Romney doesn't have a problem with larger people. As long as he can still FEAST ON THEIR SOULS.

I know Rick James would. Too bad he's dead.

So she was empowered by doing two porn scenes. That teen mom girl must be empowered up the ass.

Sounds like you had a little crush on Mr. Deen and were hoping this experience would make you feel sexier, cooler and lead to more Twitter followers. Maybe it did. Sadly, none of this will help your comedy career or self-esteem in the long run :(

Just hope there's some A2M action.

I can't wait for her follow-up article: I Completely Regret Doing Porn.