You don't think Frederick Douglas was talking about Trent Richardson being inconsistent on short yardage?

Even for the quotes that are right, it's still pretty despicable that football teams (I'm sure the Browns aren't the only one) use quotes by people that were probably said in the context of fighting slavery or apartheid and not worried about defending Terrell Suggs on 3rd-and-long.

Because that would contradict Jezebel's usual modus operandi: cleverly ignore certain parts of any study such that the author's clickbait argument is substantiated.

Why call out men in the title if both the article and the study each go on to say it an issue that both sexes are guilty of?

I was just watching a documentary on the chimpanzee. I enjoyed watching the part where mumma chimpanzee put the placenta in a waterproof bag and then blogged about it. AHH NATURE.

"I've always wondered why all the resentment from that period of time is still present in modern USA"

I have sex because some women let me have sex with them.

"Crazy" is ableist in the same manner that "out-of-shape" is fat-shaming. Thankfully, it appears Jezebel isn't going to bow down for the language police.

I feel like if you're ever in a conversation with Wurtzel, this is basically your one line of defense: the smile and nod...

Joe Giudice is the living embodiment of the way I feel after eating too much at lunch.

So...we're analyzing the fact that we shouldn't be analyzing things?

Javier Bardem loves having dumbass haircuts, huh?

I am ashamed to say that I have been this angry. Blood rushing to your head, anger building, your body clenches, preparing for what's to come and in the end your rage takes over and you don't remember what you did. All you know is someone is on the ground.

I get it. Everything is faster now. Step aside, gramps. We grow up faster, we hook up faster, we grow crops faster, we learn how to fly helicopters faster JUST LIKE in The Matrix, and by the time you finish reading this, being 5 years old is going to be more like being 15 — that's how fucking fast the world is now!…

Destroyed? I'm sorry, did roving bands of angry feminists come through and burn Steubenville to the ground, salting the earth on the way out? Nope! Two boys were put on trial, convicted, and sentenced. Adults were told to take responsibility for their role in what happened. As for Christmas day death threats, that is…

It is de facto censorship. I'm not going to play the semantic games so popular here. It's cutting off communication because a small group doesn't like what's being said. That is always wrong.

If you make a workplace a PC wasteland and make it a comfortable place for women and people of color, you will miss out on golden innovations like Titstare. Its your choice, feminazis.

She's specifically says that Americanizing her face was the goal of the surgery. You're wrong. Just sit there in your wrongness & be wrong.

Easiest blind item EVER you guys...