You need a 6x6 space? I only need the space in my mind for willpower. I will myself sexy.

I don't think women who are astronauts WOULD ignore sound medical advice. They're like, literally the smartest people in the world. I imagine they have to work on that, though, if they ever want to have long-term space settlements or anything though. The whole irradiated ovaries thing would put something of a damper…

Bc he had his answer and didn't need more information?

I might be with the Dude on this one. You exchanged pleasantries. Pleasantries were over. Where do you go from there if you are someone who doesn't like to text?

Next up on Jezebel: Jenny tweeted that Eric was fucking gay but Eric says that Jenny's a whore who gave David head during the homecoming game

People offended by this are people who will perpetually be offended by everything from here on out, forever and ever.

And ever.

Get over yourselves. This is hilarious.

Dude, your anecdotal experience in the bar/restaurant industry is totes a reliable basis upon which to make statements about an entire sex - or even the relationship between variables as complex as "sex and power".

I call "bullshit."

There's nothing wrong with being fat! Stop fat shaming children and poor people, Michelle Obama.

Damaged their evolutionary path? Someone said that to you?

It's striking how many commentators will gleefully mock people with average-range intelligence, yet defend the idea that the average weight in a fat society is a pretty excellent accomplishment.

Shes been hooking up with Jack (N The Box)

2-head + 6-head / 2 = 4-head

It's a "permissive" recommendation (which isn't made clear there), based on the fact that it is still a good thing, but isn't as high priority. Kind of like how it's much more recommended that elderly get the flu vaccine than healthy young adults.

sadly enough I have seen my aunt have a melt down in a Red Lobster that put this woman to shame. I do love when this stuff goes viral though. Shame internet!!! Heap shame upon her!!!!

I, for one, love getting dick pics.

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

This is kind of….. presumptuous. Jacked up to whose standards? Why do you presume these kids don't have black people in their lives? Furthermore, why do you think that their parents aren't fully capable of exposing them to cultural or other resources?

Someone described these people as "scampering" off the plane? Don't news outlets employ editors?

I have a ranch where I breed pubic lice so they don't completely go extinct. I don't want a child to ask me, "why are there no crabs?" and I would have to say "they don't exist anymore, because no one would stand up to protect them."