I just want to know is there any reason or dissatisfaction of Mike's and I wedding that both you and Phil gave 50$ each?

Also older than Hillary Clinton? MITT ROMNEY.

Soon, she will awake from her slumber and begin scouting for fresh child lungs for her precious daughter.

Clearly needs to win in order repair the relationship with his estranged son and to salvage his fledgling trucking business.

What is it with Schumer and his consistent background leering? He is keeping secrets from all of us and they are juicy.

OH MY GAWD WHY DO YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING FRIENDS CONTINUE TO READ AND COMMENT ON JEZEBEL?

Turns out, you're not actually all that nice of a guy...

Wash him, feed him, hug him, tell him he's handsome, and then tuck him in at night and wish him a good day at school the next day, mom.

The kid simply knows that Blitzer shouldn't have a mic.

There aren't a whole lot of people that get a seat of honor next to Michelle at an official event in their lifetimes. Those that do are usually military. So it really does highlight the crux of this story: this guy who we held up as a paragon of American heroism is actually scum. It's not flash if it succinctly makes…

So? Why should a judge have the power to rule based on policy analysis? Politically motivated laws and policies aren't illegal, and there are huge problems with allowing judges to make that assessment.