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"Build The Wall!"

Yeah, for all the shit Benioff and Weiss have gotten horribly wrong about ASOIAF, there are definitely a few things that got improved with the adaptation, Varys being one of the best examples.

Ugh, I hate the Scouring of the Shire with the passion of a thousand suns. I get what Tolkien was going for, but it had already been well-established in books 2 and 3 how much of a toll being the ringbearer was on Frodo. No need to ram the point home with a howitzer.

The Wire: Season 6: Kings Landing.

Eh, she's alright when she's properly directed.

Ruby was the shit! Supernatural fans are fucked up.

I saw it again recently, and it holds up remarkably well. It helps that it's a little bit darker than your average Arnie blockbuster.

The one ray of non-ironic light from that movie is that I correctly predicted that a young John C. Reilly was going to be a big deal someday.

I can't not watch Days Of Thunder if it's on. Every single bit. And I hate Tom Cruise.

That's actually not a bad trolling attempt. Three and a half stars.

They're not, considering their living standards and chances of upward mobility are worse than boomers and Gen Xers.

Comment/day synergy right there.

No hay cura para ser un coño

Same with prostitution. Illegal in 49 states, unless you happen to be filming it for release.

Rehnquist used to harass African-Americans into not voting, for Birch dollars!

I think it's less descriptive of the free market sometimes working, and more an insight into just how fucking weird and hateful the right wing has become.

Ah yes, Surrey girl jokes. I remember them all.

Actually, I'm pretty sure they use Shi'ar technology for the rebuilds.

…goddamn but you're right. It's 2017, and M. Night Shyamalan is less of a fuck up than the X-Men franchise.

You're the best there is at what what you don't do.