In a world where Adam Sandler movies still exist? No fucking way.

How about Cowboy Polka?

Yeah, time and tide can conspire to flip the roles. I thought Fogler was quite good in Fantastic Beasts.

I love you too, but I view marriage, even a fake internet one, as a vile and outdated construct.

Technically, he's lesser Hemsworth. 'Discount' is to be used when the producers would wish to get a specific actor and can't afford them. For example, Rhona Mitra is discount Kate Beckinsale, Dan Fogler is discount Jack Black, etc.

Breitbart is selling covfefe coffee mugs. If it wasn't before, American Conservatism is dead.

Playing baseball? Sure, awesome. Watching it? A lot less so.

IF I COULD DRINK I WOULDN'T BE HERE

Hemlock Grove was fucking dire.

Oh, you mean Liam?

No. The problem is humans, not the frameworks we use to govern ourselves that we've painstakingly built over thousands of years.

If nothing else, the plane crash scene is very well done.

"Shut the fuck up, Ben."

I'd probably pay money for a phone or an app that could swear at me competently.

Well, that and a stranglehold on the ever-evolving development of copyright law.

Yeah, I'm one of those weird people who's nicer online than they are IRL. Anyway, thanks, always nice to find out you're having a positive effect.

Yeah, guilty pleasure as well. Unlike most of his other "fat guy overcomes" movies, this one has some actual realism and heart.

Well yeah, the movie career didn't pan out.

That explains why he left the X-Men to be with his Shi'ar girlfriend.

Technically speaking, Wolvie's not part of the MCU.