shempmarx
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shempmarx

I dunno. Why should the New Yorker care if they're being appreciated in Peoria? It's not their remit, and pretending like it is, is just stupid. As harsh as it is, cultural elites serve a purpose: they're literally the front lines. Sometimes they capture a significant and difficult objective, sometimes they get

Fleet Commander Hoshi is one of the greatest things this show ever did.

Speaking as a Helo fanboy, his holier-than-thou shtick could get a little irritating at times, no matter how necessary it was.

We could always just reboot Grenada.

As someone who spent a semester living in their aunt's basement, while the whole house basically lived under the tyranny of 2 very spoiled cousins, the Dursleys are not as unrealistic as you'd think.

"Peasant, please!"

IKR? "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" gets to be this huge thing but the Prince story is just gold from start to finish.

God, I miss Charlie Murphy stories on Chappelle's show.

Depends. If they lose the general with a Jeb, Rubio or Christie at the helm, they'll bitch like they did the last two elections about how their candidate was insufficiently pure. If the lose the general with Cruz, that should theoretically be a useful inflection point for the realignment of the GOP.

I'm calling it now: You're not going to be seeing Brainiac in the DCCU anytime soon, what with Ultron still being fresh in people's minds.

See now, I thought the second was better for having a stronger, and more clearly-motivated villain and less street magic.

It's just taking the mantra of "Come in late, leave early" to the next level.

It's easy. The one who looks like a roadie is John Carpenter. The one who looks like a Community College professor is Wes Craven.

That's not the worst part. The reason we have those impossibly long copyrights in the first place is because Disney was in danger of losing Mickey Mouse under then copyright rules, so they lobbied for a change and congress obliged.

Well, seeing as he's busy gargling on Satan's cock in order to get that sweet KFC money, I'm not surprised.

iTunes was awesome, once, back when it was called SoundJam.

That movie has perfect tone.

What about Space Merle, though?

Scrounge? I had to shoplift my porn.