shellybean
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I am clearly not fat-shaming him, dude. I am shaming him for dressing like a nerd.

Oh wow, you’re on here. I feel a bit verklempt.

*I* wanted to hug them and I was sitting across from them! They were legitimately so upset. It was unreal. Restored my faith in humanity. And bros.

i know. bless them for their reactions and apologies. part of me wishes the douchers who sent these tweets were the ones who would have to read them aloud to these women’s faces, but not sure if that’s even plausible, or safe, or if it would do any good.

I applaud these women for trying to do something to combat the insane blowback to women in sports journalism. I feel awful for the dudes who have to read these, since it almost makes them look like the losers who actually typed those things.

Okay, so here’s the thing: On the show Erika has made it clear that she loves Tom and that they’ve been together for more than 15 years and that she knows her rights under California Community Property Settlement law re: dissolution of marriage, etc. I really believe she’s there because she wants to be. It feels weird

Has a helicopter mom...

The kid is just stupid, and that’s his only problem.

Plot twist: Nate is failing his classes because he spends his nights trolling local parks and killing transients with a hammer. You know, typical stuff.

I’m not sure she understands the word “typical” at all, to begin with.

Do young men his age typically need mommy to solve all of their problems? Because I don't think they are men yet if that is the case.

“He’s a very typical young man his age”

22 year old guy who is sophisticated and likes elegant restaurants.... Sucks in feminism....

I think that’s his imagined best-case scenario too.

This is EXACTLY where my mind went. But I want them to hold their tutoring sessions at SUR

Honestly, I don’t expect her to overthrow the patriarchy. What she does for me, as a viewer, is give me life where the other ladies just won’t. The fact that she’s so hunty makes me love her even more!

I wonder what kind of sucker that was? I think probably strawberry cheesecake? Or strawberry and cream. I DONT KNOW. What do you guys think?

That is an aspirational ass. I have almost 2 years to get there.

I’ve reported dogfighting pages, and once reported a page of a woman who crushes small animals with her heels, and another page that depicts scantily clad women being hurt in graphically violent ways. Both “did not violate community standards.”

There is something really weird (weirder than usual) going on with Prince. Did The Shade Room report on his recent hospitalization? TMZ did and Facebook yanked all mention of it, including statuses and comments. We had a whole thread going on my FB and a friend of mine did, too, and *poof* they vanished. TMZ is