I make what may possibly the greatest cinnamon rolls on earth, BUT it’s a production. If you guys are willing to spend a full day working on them, I’m willing to figure out how to scale down my recipe for the home kitchen. 

I’ll be the one to break it to you. I hate those Halle pants. I wear mine a lot but mostly for working in the yard or training the dog or what have you, because I don’t care what happens to them. They are HORRIBLE hiking pants. Terrible. The fabric is claustrophobic and oppressive yet stretches out in a hot second and…

I’ll be the one to break it to you. I hate those Halle pants. I wear mine a lot but mostly for working in the yard…

I’m just gonna use this comment section to recommend The Little Hours which, last I checked, was streaming on Netflix. Lots of nun based shenanigans in there.

Hahahah, sure OK. Do you leave all of your containers open?

Hahahah, sure OK. Do you leave all of your containers open?

I have been overrun by ants in precisely this manner!

I have been overrun by ants in precisely this manner!

Here’s another homemade tip. This is a huge tub for slightly less than $7. I’d go for the non-hydrogenated stuff just to avoid the presence of nickel.

Here’s another homemade tip. This is a huge tub for slightly less than $7. I’d go for the non-hydrogenated stuff…

Please tell me the part about her speaking voice being fake is actually something in the book. If it is I’m going to the bookstore right now to buy it, because I like reading about absolutely insane people

Your Mum and your boyfriend don’t own you anymore! DO IT NOW.

I was thirteen when Zombie came out and I wanted to cut and bleach my hair like her in the video but my mom and boyfriend talked me out of it. I’m tempted to go do it today. I loved her.

I admit that when he had that video a couple years ago when he said everyone in Hollywood was a pedophile, I thought he was full of shit. I mean, how could that even be, right? How could all these kids’ parents let these people do this shit to their children? And he looked so incredibly high when he talked about…

It’s no wonder his life was in shambles. I wonder who-all got rich from the payoffs to file those tapes away and forget them.

I hope she and all the other women in that garbage cult are able to get out safely.

I’d like Mueller to go to Jared.

So. Bets on who’s next? Probably Flynn but I really want one of the children to go down.

A more fitting punishment is to tell them they are getting 5 years probation and then jail them for a year. That would be a great reaction vid.

Are whoopee cushions still okay? You can pry them from my cold dead hands. Those cold dead hands by the way will have hand buzzers. And paper snakes will shoot out of my asshole.

I’m honestly annoyed even by those “I ate your Halloween candy...JUST KIDDING!” videos. I mean, why would you think it’s funny to mess with your child’s trust in their parents?

My buddies aunt is a nurse. She told him the following story over Christmas:

The interesting thing is this was just one guy.