I make what may possibly the greatest cinnamon rolls on earth, BUT it’s a production. If you guys are willing to spend a full day working on them, I’m willing to figure out how to scale down my recipe for the home kitchen. 

I’ll be the one to break it to you. I hate those Halle pants. I wear mine a lot but mostly for working in the yard or training the dog or what have you, because I don’t care what happens to them. They are HORRIBLE hiking pants. Terrible. The fabric is claustrophobic and oppressive yet stretches out in a hot second and…

I’ll be the one to break it to you. I hate those Halle pants. I wear mine a lot but mostly for working in the yard…

I’m just gonna use this comment section to recommend The Little Hours which, last I checked, was streaming on Netflix. Lots of nun based shenanigans in there.

Hahahah, sure OK. Do you leave all of your containers open?

Hahahah, sure OK. Do you leave all of your containers open?

I have been overrun by ants in precisely this manner!

I have been overrun by ants in precisely this manner!

Here’s another homemade tip. This is a huge tub for slightly less than $7. I’d go for the non-hydrogenated stuff just to avoid the presence of nickel.

Here’s another homemade tip. This is a huge tub for slightly less than $7. I’d go for the non-hydrogenated stuff…

Please tell me the part about her speaking voice being fake is actually something in the book. If it is I’m going to the bookstore right now to buy it, because I like reading about absolutely insane people

Your Mum and your boyfriend don’t own you anymore! DO IT NOW.

I was thirteen when Zombie came out and I wanted to cut and bleach my hair like her in the video but my mom and boyfriend talked me out of it. I’m tempted to go do it today. I loved her.

I admit that when he had that video a couple years ago when he said everyone in Hollywood was a pedophile, I thought he was full of shit. I mean, how could that even be, right? How could all these kids’ parents let these people do this shit to their children? And he looked so incredibly high when he talked about…

It’s no wonder his life was in shambles. I wonder who-all got rich from the payoffs to file those tapes away and forget them.

You mean Porta-Lung, or something else?

But they probably wouldn’t spend that money for someone with symptoms of polio.

There are viable other options for breathing that don’t require the cost of a new car. Insurance won’t pay for an iron lung but they do pay for modern technology.

Sorry, my sarcasm meter is broken. I’m not sure if your last sentence is meant to be sarcastic or not.

That was a sad, heavy star to give, but I had to give it.

Great article. There are modern extrathoracic negative pressure ventilators that are comparatively small and unobtrusive. They’re phenomenally expensive to use and service, but luckily we don’t live in some kind of crazy dystopia in which only the fortunate and wealthy have access to modern medical technology and…

My buddies aunt is a nurse. She told him the following story over Christmas:

The interesting thing is this was just one guy.