Canadian.

Lutheran or Canadian?

You’re like the patron saint of not making a scene.

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

Jodie was a meth head at one point; if we’re referring to past experiences they’ve all got skeletons.

Joey was the inspiration for “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morrisette.

This is a very good celebrity story.

#notmydarcybutwould

Tiaras are everything. I really want one but won’t know what to do with it. Just look at this beauty

it me.

“It is not enough for you to be out of my house. I insist you also be miserable.”

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

don’t worry, it’s not over, she still has a chance.

This. I guess some people watched Idiocracy and thought there’s what I never knew I always wanted!

What is the appeal of having a coffee and bj together, specifically? I feel like there could be great potential for unfortunate burns, considering how frequently I spill hot coffee on myself while doing nothing but just trying to drink the damn stuff.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Protein-American

Nice try, but everyone knows a mulatto cock is half black and half white.

That’s a nice cock.

Why doesn’t she just barge into the changing rooms of her father’s employees, like he does? There’s gotta be a rainbow of cocks on display.