shellybean
shellybean
shellybean

Pork steak! The internet acts like I should just treat it like a pork chop, but I'm not happy with how tough it is.

I’ll add to the Halle hate. I wear them because I haven’t found a better option, but they are unflattering and stretch out easily. The men’s version is so attractive and I know my husband and a few guy friends can actually wear theirs while travelling, but mine come off as soon as I’m off the trail b/c they are too

I’ll add to the Halle hate. I wear them because I haven’t found a better option, but they are unflattering and

This reminds me of how you can kill wasps with a syrupy mixture of blue dawn and water. best delivered via red solo cup, of course!

This reminds me of how you can kill wasps with a syrupy mixture of blue dawn and water. best delivered via red solo

Clearly those bastards are the ones brainwashing my children to refuse to be changed lying down after they can pull up! Pull ups at2e just diapers you can use while your kid is trying to sprint away.

Omg they took the stupid sky walk from chucky cheese and are using it to ruin movies! Yay!! Because now not only will you have to go in there to retrieve your kid- you have to do it in the dark!!!

Poor Guy (the voter). I graduated magna cum laude with a B.S. in Chemistry too. He’s gonna need either a PhD in Chemistry or a Masters in Chemical Engineering before he find a job.

She’s mad he wouldn’t take out his headphones

Sad!

I’ll see your coworker and raise you several family members.

I feel like putting a handful of gel onto her own *dry* hair was a weird form of atonement for the crimes she’d committed.

Those instagrams. The adult woman who thinks she’s “channelling her inner Lolita” in a sexy dress is really just channelling her inner person who hasn’t read Nabakov.

Oh god, I had to wear the bloomers! So dumb!

These are magical for those of us nursing- at least around the house! Not venturing out in public in a bra-lette unless I’m wearing a baby on top. :)

He’s drunk right? Every time I hear his speech patterns I get “wasted Grandpa at a birthday party.”

Exactly. I’ve literally seen photos of a man being burned to death and reported them to no avail. God forbid we see a nipple though.

No. No it wouldn’t. Provided that you are her peer rather than someone in a supervisory position over her,you don’t work in a place that forbids romances between coworkers, and that your potential reaction is measured, i.e. sane (don’t freak out if she says “no” and don’t declare your undying love if she says “yes.”)-

Your insistence that this article is talking about something normal rather than something creepy makes you sound like a tone deaf guy who is really resentful of the “rules” you have to follow to avoid sexually harassing someone.

If you can’t figure out the distinction between casually and non-threateningly finding a way to get to know someone better and making an enormously awkward and creepy overture that ruins a working relationship, frankly you are part of the problem. I’d say that successful work romances start much more subtly and

But he is using a random kid as an example of immoderation when he knows nothing about her, her family, or being a parent.

Yes sugar is a problem. But we don’t know anything about that kid. It could be the first soda she has had I’m her life for all we know. And even within a very healthy diet, there is room for treats. I am very health conscious and I still give my kid junk sometimes. Not in the place of parenting, but because part of