I just love it when, after a lifetime of searching, a person finds their porpoise in life.

This outfit looks like there was a Project Runway challenge to make athleisure wear using only the Designing Women wardrobe department.

Wait. So she understands exactly why Lopez got so much flak for “working” with Luke (I refuse to call him Dr.), but she,herself, is totaly cool with working with him?

So Trainor is saying “I am the asshole you should be mad at not J.Lo” without actually saying it?

She’s suing him for $15 million because he called her a “bitch” with “control problems.” I think we’re past the point of getting along.

Counterpoint: She is a professional entertainer, and this entertained me.

They are box braids. There’s nothing unusual about those braids. They just aren’t very common on white girls, which might be why some people think they are unusual.

Her hair looks beautiful, and I can’t imagine what actual problem there could be with it. Zara have opened themselves up to some serious problems here I think. Unless they have an actual “no braids” policy, which I highly doubt they do.

So, besides being a trendy knock-off brand,
they now also officially OPPOSE beautiful & stylish hairstyles?

goddamnit.

When the vast majority of Bernie's base hasn't even lived that many years, it'd be a little like constantly reminding them that they used to shit their pants on a regular basis.

Protests based on a misinterpretation of a speech from 21 years ago which she’s since repudiated, as opposed to protesting people who are the actual problem. OK then.

Oh man. I’m so sorry for your loss. I totally connect with your worry too.

I can speak to this because I lost my first baby to SIDS at 3 1/2 months in 1976. Back then, you always put your baby to sleep on his/her stomach so they wouldn’t strangle on vomit. My baby was with a babysitter; I had gone back to work 2 weeks before she died. I don’t know if she was lying on her back or stomach. I…

As a parent, there is literally nothing more bullshit than the “you’re not a parent, you can’t know [INSERT HERE].” My blood pressure spikes the instant that those words are uttered/written.

i have used this too many times this week

I really do feel for her. It’s a little strange, having this sympathy for someone who generally is kind of like a distant flea, to me.

Iggy isn’t even relevant in a video about being cheated on by her fiancé. Poor thing.

Meanwhile, behind the scenes:

Oh noes! Embarrassing things happening to boorish people. How will the republic survive?