Need to see a chicken & waffles version.

To me, pancakes happen at a spiritual level.

Dude no the Dog was very reluctant to raise hands. Dog was being forced to do so by that hairless ape. It was really a case of voter fraud.

I’m questioning those instincts. Trump Dog seems to have started a frightening movement among animals.

Dog was so upset at having to attend a Trump rally, he called his friend, Other Dog.

Dog has good instincts though. “Here’s a man that talks a lot about steaks but doesn’t actually have any” thinks Dog. Trust dogs!

That is not what that means. She was hoping the operation would be a success. Cripes I had fertility problems, knew I was worth more that my ability to bear children and I still prayed.

Have you tried? I have. Turns out that spending fifty thousand dollars (thus far) and being poked and prodded for a year to try to get pregnant on my own is far cheaper and less emotionally challenging.

She's already adopted three apparently. She's fulfilled her infertile person duties.

But how is that different from when parents with biological children adopt? Are only childless couples allowed to adopt?

That was unnecessary and kind of mean.

Every time a member at my church goes in for surgery or a medical treatment, the first thing we do is pray for the hands of the doctor, nurses and medical staff. Miracles are worked through their hands, denying the miraculousness of modern medicine is ludacris.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

I’m glad she included the bit about the dude apologizing, and that it didn’t actually make her feel better. This is a whole part of it. “Hey, sorry I sent you a dickpic/called you a slut/grabbed your tits/sent you that explicit email. I don’t know what I was thinking.” “Well, this doesn’t actually make me feel better…

Jerry is no Colin.

I will not contain myself, Kelly.

Why do you keep focusing on this particular work example? It’s like it’s happened in real life to you and you are desperate to get validation in some way that you aren’t a creeper.

If you’re incapable of telling if a woman is interested in you before you ask her out, then you either haven’t spent any time at all getting to know her or you’re so socially inept you shouldn’t ask anyone to date you until you figure it out. Contrary to popular belief, women are not aliens from another planet that…

No one’s making you ask her out. Pay attention to how she reacts to you. If she stares at her shoes and gives one-word answers when you talk to her, and you ask her out anyway, that’s on you, pal. But chances are if she actually seems interested in talking to you, she won’t be offended if you ask her to grab a beer…

Not that hard.