This bronzer is the best! It smells like money! Money that someone dropped in an alley and then somebody took a leak on.

Nah, that’s a lot more orange. Cheeto dust orange.

May 2012. Twenty-twelve.

At this point, would it matter if he was a plant? You can’t claim someone is trolling you with an unelectable candidate and then elect the troll.

Finally. If your religion prohibits any sight or incidental contact with women, maybe you should stay home. We certainly won't.

It’s actually really sad that THIS is the only place I’ve seen this aspect of the story come up. Everyone else is just demonizing her or calling her ‘gross’ for a bodily function they barely understand.

Yes. It is painful. And going too long can also lead to blocked ducts which not only hurt like a MFer but you have to massage or put warm compresses on to work it out. Which hurts even more.

I have never felt pain quite like the pain of giant veiny-blue engorged breasts.

When he did that DC special for Dawn of Justice and Suicide Squad, DC gifted him Harley Quinn’s baseball bat from the film.

And 4 Christmases.

Time that is their own, time that is not being quantified by an employer, time where they can be human adults and parents and find the mental space to look around and feel the blazing fullness of being alive.

GIMME PIZZA YOU OLD TROLL

As someone who does not have raise or have a child that interacts with Milania, I absolutely love her.

Pure poetry Maddie. You a treasure.

OMG, THAT WOULD BE SO PERFECT.

I want Kris to get two granddaughters from them that look just like Chyna.

THIRD TIME AROUND

Ok "shaking the shit out of" any kid under 8 can cause brain damage. "Shaken baby" is a misnomer; shaking is medically damaging to all young children. You need to quit that now. If it's between that and spanking, then please spank your child. Spanking doesn't generally result in brain damage or death.

So, shaking children is really harmful... I recommend seeing a family therapist for ideas on how to discipline your child without hitting him! You have other options!

So, that sounds pretty terrible. At what age is shaken baby syndrome no longer a risk? And somehow I don't think hitting a child is the best way to teach a child not to hit.