Husband: Um, can I tell people that our love burned too bright and too quickly? Kind of a Candle in the Wind deal?

WTF. Really? Just paint the damn picture and keep your political commentary out of it. Jesus. Can we repaint the official portrait of Reagan to make commentary on how his AIDS policies killed thousands of people?

Sorry. IT'S A TOOMAH.

The same thing happened to me. Now I can't unsee black and blue.

It was white for the longest time and then I went to clean the litter box in a room with different lighting and it was fucking blue when I came back. So maybe try changing the lightning.

NO BUT

The dress was white and gold and then I looked at it again and it turned black and blue am I having a stroke

I used to wear scarves, but now that I've discovered neck gaiters (as someone mentioned upthread) I am not looking back! (Fellow Minnesotan here). They are less bulky and can be pulled up over your ears, nose, & mouth.

This. Wet cold is the worst. I'd take a dry 20 over a wet 40 any day.

A prude in the streets, a freak in the tweets.

Yeah, my ex had a relationship with another woman while we were together, and at the same time I caught him flirting with other women. When I found everything out I was just thinking, how did you even have time for all of this? How did you manage to keep every lie straight? That's sounds miserable and exhausting.

I <3 her so much I want her to be my 2nd mom. Please?

"I think she likes sex already."

No, but I'm gonna leave it.

I'm naming firstborn Snowqueen's Icedragon Ryan.

My laundry pile is very, very sexy and now I'm very sexually aroused.