Um, is this you? Because holy shit you were a super cool ass pregnant lady. I'm not pregnant but I'm still a little jealous of your pregnancy style.

i am LIVING for that aqua + flowers, Hawaaiian-vacation-ready muumuu dress.

Queens dont drive?

My mother was working in a restaurant when she was 20, and she had previously warned the manager on numerous occasions about serious issues with the smoke hoods, and the air vent. The manager never did anything about it.

Tell me, is it hard to murder bad tippers when you're in the advanced stages of pregnancy? Do you need us to donate to a kickstarter to fund your defense team?

Girl yes! Not the girl throwing the shower.. her friend. Her cheap friend that once screamed across a cheesecake factory for more "free bread"

The girl throwing my baby shower informed me this weekend that her friend rarely tips. I know this girl. I immediately saw a red haze over EVERYTHING.

Let's be fair: Stephanie Meyer should get some of the blame for the books as well.

Thanks to LDR and the border, my husband and I got married at city hall, then had a big Jewish jam at a later date where our friends and family could join us.

Here are mine from the ceremony (we had a separate ceremony with reception much later) and I wore these beauts with a tea length lace dress. For the reception, I wore simple t-strap flat sandals for comfort :)

I'm taller than my husband in heels so those wouldn't work. Also I can't wear heels for more than 10 minutes without wanting to die...so sparkly black flats FTW!

Wore these bad boys for the ceremony / photos, then kicked them off for some running shoes.

I wore shoes I'd had for about 15 years, because I couldn't find anything like them in stores/online during wedding prep. They're slip-on casual canvas shoes with a white eyelet lace overlay (like these Keds, but without laces or seams). Comfortable, flat, matched my dress, free. The end.

So pretty! I love the feather! - Do you have a pic of the soles?

I went with my Grandma's navy blue snake skin pattern slingbacks. (I'm pretty sure they are pressed leather). I was going for a vintage vibe.

Wore my Wonder Woman heels for the ceremony, and then glitter Tardis flats for the reception!

I did a Roman Holiday/Star Wars mash up wedding so to go with my cream/ivory lace 50s inspired dress I wore these jelly heels by Melissa and Vivianne Westwood. Now, let me tell you, waaaaaay comfortable for a high heel. Also they looked more sparkly than this marketing photo lets on. The best part though? They infused…

Gunmetal glitter platforms (blackish-red pedicure). Ridiculous but worth every penny...and moment of pain the next day. (I also had silver glitter Chuck Taylors as a backup.)

I had a long white lace dress with a black satin sash and shoes similar to these on underneath. I got tons of use out of htem.

For my wedding (THIS WEEKEND YOU GUYS!!!!) I'll be wearing these lovelies from Kate Spade: