shellybean
shellybean
shellybean

You are wrong and bad and you should feel wrong and bad.

It is crustless white bread, sliced horizontally, filled with assorted mayo-based horrible things - her version has a layer that is tuna salad and a layer that is PRUNE JAM, you guys! Cause those things totally go together! - and then iced in MORE MAYO.

um bologna cake. would eat.

You've reminded me of one of my absolute favourite Calvin & Hobbes strips:

this is a photo of them making the ground beef casserole, I'm pretty sure the ingredients are just ground beef and snot.

Uggghhhhhhh. Fish sauce is one of those things, that used wisely it is just pure excellence. Used badly it smells and tastes like someone's rotting toe jam.

I feel like whoever was making that bologna cake was making a seriously lame attempt as something wonderful - the smörgåstårta

Hey, I'm from Minnesota, and this is on the upper end of the potluck spectrum here. It's also called Tater Tot Hot Dish, thankyouverymuch.

I thought tuna casserole was noodles, tuna, white sauce, possibly vegetables. Not vomit and saltines.

It just slithered off the screen and on to my desk.

If you don't think baloney + cream cheese + marshmallow fluff sounds worse than baloney + cream cheese + ranch dressing, what is wrong with you?

Yeah I'm pretty sure this is my next potluck contribution, too. Because we have a bake-off every year and I made blueberry/honey/goat cheese hand pies in a lemon rosemary crust that were the fucking BUSINESS and the thing that won was just various carbs covered in corn syrup and mashed into a pyrex. The winner of the

What is wrong with you that you think ranch dressing is a positive alternative to any of those things

Is this the casserole from Better Off Dead?

This looks suspiciously similar to a tapa I occasionally was served at my favorite neighborhood bar when I lived in Spain. Probably not exactly because I don't think BBQ sauce is something they're familiar with, but similarly disgusting.

Y'all forgot to mention the "Easy Pad Thai" recipe I actually tried that was just ramen noodles, peanut butter, and fish oil. It was a dark time for me.

I think it's pretty clear that this one was invented for stoners by stoners. Stoners come up with the best snacks, horrifying though they may be.

Yeah, not gonna pretend that I'm too good to eat this. Put enough alcohol in me and this looks like the best idea ever.

Well, i know what i'm making for my office holiday we-hate-you-so-a-real-party-is-out potluck this year.

Does anyone else see a hand emerging from this because AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH