shellybean
shellybean
shellybean

people REALLY. HATE. that kim is a successful, shrewd businesswoman with a BOOMING success in the tech field. and they're IRATE that she didn't illustrate, code, write and idek BUILD the computer her game was created on.

One gripe- the Jessica Rabbit wig is TURRIBLE.

Like it grew out of her head and then she dyed it or she purchased it and now it's hers? Because either way it's incredible.

The small version of that photo looks like an Eminem action figure.

I'm uncomfortable with it.

HOLD THE PHONE YOU GUYS.

I don't have the faintest, either, and I'm a lady.

Used brazier exhibit 3:

Scrub supreme Justin Bieber was hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride, trying to holler at a model.

Jenny McCarthy's 12-year old son must be so embarrassed all the time.

Donnie Wahlberg "has the most beautiful penis [she's] ever seen in [her] life" and that it "fits [her] vagina perfectly."

Me, last night.

she's also been chased of Twitter by people wishing that she was dead. (Or as we women on the internet call it, everyday.)

BUT THERE IS A BOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is Texas. She should have just said that her baby was fracking for milk.

I'd like to think the offended totally reimagine what they're seeing. In their delusional fantasy, I'm in a Jessica Rabbit red sequin gown with fingerwaves and Broadway status gaudy makeup. My bedroom eyes beckon as I motion with light plum elbow-length silk gloves for them to behold by perky bosom. Makes it easier

My kids always hated the damn cover-ups. People, its not like I WANT you to see my crusty (slightly) hairy nipples. Grow the fuck up.

story of my life - getting excited because I can get cheap bras for less than in-store prices with free shipping.

Her daughter isn't avoiding touch. Her daughter is touching on her terms. That sounds healthy to me.

Ah, what a lovely society we live in where not touching people you don't want to touch makes you socially inept. No rape culture here people, nothing to see here.