Their underwear doesn't seem to last me that long, especially anything with lace around the edges, but man is it comfortable!

Typical War on Christmas liberal not calling it by its correct name: Christanax

Why do people sign up for this nightmare holiday thing? Do family wide Secret Santa with a $20 max like we do. We're all upper middle class, but no one wants to buy or receive a bunch of bullshit. We lazily decorate a tree the week of Xmas, maybe. No one gives a single fuck.

"What does the fox say...?"

The chief neonatologist at the very respected teaching hospital where I had MiniMinkoff poo-pooed my suggestion that it seemed my milk supply was simply not coming in sufficiently to feed Mini told me, "Nonsense. Any woman walking down the street out there can produce enough milk to feed that baby tomorrow. You have a…

For the benefit of all moms, future moms, and happily child-free friends of moms, I will share the words of my amazing pediatrician when it became clear that breastfeeding was not going to work for me and my son despite my increasingly frantic efforts:

I'm sorry but am I reading this correctly? A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL advised her that milk would come out OF HER ARMPITS??!! This issue has now jumped the shark and I think we can all go home because we're clearly done here.

Also, any guy who enjoys blowjobs and uses "dick-sucking" as an insult is a fucking hypocrite.

What's wrong with being a dick-sucking whore?

MyNope. Infants can't let you know when they are abused. Handing a two week off to a non-regulated stranger is less than ideal. Daycare centers do not take infants less than two weeks old.

Speaking as a female lawyer of reproductive age: fuck this judge. My coworker is set to give birth any day now, and she has had absolutely no problem getting things continued. I have worked with many attorneys who were pregnant or new parents, and no judge has ever side-eyed them for wanting a continuance based on…

what about Jewish-style kevetching? complaining about this and that while having a nice meal (which we'll then complain about).

Right? As a pediatrician, my least favorite is when they claim that list includes being a "nurse" or a "pediatrician." No, you're not. It took us a lot of time and money and licensing to get those degrees. Putting a bandaid on a cut =/= health professional. STFU.

as he commented how my pediatrician must be appalled that I am exposing my daughter to so many germs in court.

This is basically the SAHM version of being "the cool girl".

I am thankful that I have the option of wearing my pajamas until noon. I am thankful that I don't have to answer to some sleazy boss who tries to look down my blouse. I am thankful that I dont have to rush home after a long day at work to thaw Stouffer's lasagna. I am thankful that I was the one to clean the baby…

So she's venting to say people shouldn't vent?

My high school uniform on game days (I played soccer and water polo.)