@Penny: My Eyes!!!!!!!!! You totally win!

@MissBuckyC: Can we get that on a T-shirt? :)

@wednesdayam: I have had so many conversations with girls who used to think male body hair was gross (b/c they got that impression from the media) but since they've dated a hairy man- they love it. I definitely feel that way.

Well, my fiance is pretty muscular, but he is in fact a hairy, book reading, former English teacher. And we discussed Star Trek on our first date. I love it. especially when he wears glasses instead of contacts. Geeks forever!

@shellybean: I thought they were cute and practical, for the record. :)

I got these for my cousin, who is expecting a girl. Some of the ones for boys were more masculine, but the consensus among my friend was that they were still *fabulous* haha.

@Highsmith: I got so frustrated the last time I was in Texas for work. I ordered soup in a bread bowl for lunch- and the bowl was the size of a dinner plate- literally an entire loaf of bread. I was expecting something kind of decadent (because if I'm traveling for work, I am totally going to treat myself food wise),…

@OneBigPear: Yeah he sounds like such a sweet, genuine hubby.

They were tired of hearing coworkers say "Can you sweaty bastards turn down the AC? I'm freezing my tits off in here!"

@Meglantine: The first thing I was told on bid day was "girl, you have to eat more than that to be one of us. have some more cake!" :)

@caddiewoodlawn: Yeah my workout buddy has been a huge boon to my level of fitness. She runs and lifts with me as well, and she's just a really cool upbeat person- so it's a lot easier to not be intimidated by a new situation when you're with someone who is happy to be there. :)

I just looked at the spreadsheet. Apparently fat=having a personality.

God, this reads like a list of shit my Mom tells me not to wear. I don't care if empire waist shirts make me look pregnant. They make my boobs look awesome and I feel really comfortable in them b/c they're not shrink wrapped onto my torso!

@sportz.star: I agree completely. Also, I have a phobia that b/c I carry my gym stuff around in my lululemon bag (b/c I don't have a proper gym bag, actually- and the lululemon pants were a gift) people are going to think I'm a total snot when I go to a new gym.

@Meglantine: You are awesome. :)

@MIXED: Tulane? I go to the gym there (b/c my fiance is in med school and I get a cheapo family rate) but man I hate working out with all the young'uns.

@Helen Valentine: That's when it's worth it to pay for 1 training session just to get acquainted with the equipment- and it never hurts to ask someone at the desk if someone can show you around b/c some places do it for free.

@emfish55: Dude, you have brass ones inside those lacy undies!! Bravo!

Haha! Xanax + Pilates=nap time. :)

Finally, a friend for Death Bear!