You do know you just did that here.

My kids can choose to eat meat later in life. No one is stopping them. Society seems ok with parents making choices for their children unless it’s vegetarianism, then OMG concern trolling everywhere. If you feed your child meat you are making a choice for them. If you don’t feed your child meat you are making a choice…

Okay but it also has a clause preventing you from bringing up their supposed sanctimony when none of them has even said anything to you.

There’s a fix for that!

The Tomb of the Unknown Village People Member.

It’s always amusing to me when people are like “but how do I tell my kiiiiiiiiiiids.” Because those people have never conceptualized being gay as not being something primarily sexual. And I think that’s partly because of the phrase “sexual preference” and “homosexual,” but also because so many straight people just…

I love this so much. It’s a total repudiation of the wannabe Cult Of Stufflessness that everyone claims to follow— but which never manages to make all their ‘clutter’ vanish (no matter how many books & seminars & hired professionals they waste their money on). Leave stuff for yourself to remember things by, and leave…

This was my favorite pattern! This dress was so pretty!

I am in awe that she has gone public. Cancer is scary, but also gross, messy, very painful, completely ravages and changes your body, and it’s a very ugly side of life that people would rather not have in front of them...but it’s so important.

Pretty much all of this. I saw it with my girlfriend, and while she was quite amused I spent most of the time annoyed. I think I may have chuckled at some point, but it wasn’t memorable enough to remember.

I thought I hung out with her for a whole afternoon, but it was just a mannequin at Forever21.

I mean... I have kids (2 girls and one mystery baby currently gestating) and my cat went missing for a few hours on Wednesday and I went full Joyce Byers over it.

Uh Anna, I think you mean he wants to “enforce” the usually excellent work of gossip cop.

You act like I mentioned rap in an article about Pokemon.

Honestly, the whole premise of that question is built on some made-up nonsense. The idea that being offended makes somebody “right” is completely nonsensical. It’s a deliberate misrepresentation created by the right as a way to cast requests for decency as argumentative weapons.

—I really dislike apples. They’re too sweet.

The hell does rap have to do with this?

This quote from Neil Gaiman about political correctness has stuck with me:

OMG This is the best line ever:

Yo, Gwen, I have something to tell u that can best be expressed with this video: