sheilaross
My Name Breaks the Rules
sheilaross

I hear it really lets the ass breathe.

Exactly. Given the state of Rio and its dirty water and broken dreams, there will probably be lots of plastic bags in the audience needing some encouragement.

I think you’re just not absurdly rich. The absurdly rich are too rich to enjoy things like general relaxation or a normal beach day—they have to up the ante with coke orgies and exploiting little people, apparently.

Maybe....if you spent more time on your relationship or your um hobbies when your kids were around.....you wouldn’t go completely fucking apeshit when they finally leave for awhile at age 12?!?!

The group sex parties would be easy enough to clock off, but the effects of mushrooms and drinking (mentioned above) don’t just end because junior walks in the door after school.

I really enjoyed his work in The Affair, for some reason. It may be that he appeared so broken, and it reminded me of a guy I liked at the time.

“Can’t You Hear Me Knocking...You Up?”

According to Playmate of the Year Dani Mathers, it is scientifically possible to “accidentally” body-shame a woman on Snapchat. I’m waiting for Neil deGrasse Tyson’s Twitter dad take on it with bated breath.

Same. I was at Taft Point and other parts of Yosemite, and almost apoplectic. I don’t like to see other people go to the edge, and I have to essentially frog crawl to get anywhere near an edge. Plus, my hands are sweating right now just thinking about it.

We’re taking our kids there next spring break and I am already having a panic attack. As it is, whenever we go anywhere with a view (lots in So Cal where we live and hike) I’m like screaming the whole time at my kids to get away from the edge and stay like a zillion feet away from it.

Yeh. Anything to do with falling...just...ugh my stomach turns. I like being up high but as soon as I get near an edge I have to drop to my knees because the world spins. Falling is one of my biggest fears. I can’t even watch OTHER people go near edges...

Your sister is a bitch. Full stop.

Also, stop playing Pachelbel’s Canon at weddings. Ever. Burn all the sheet music and recordings.

Why are we putting coconut oil on everything?!?!? No offence but if I read one more thing on the internet on how coconut oil will solve all of life’s problems I’m going to put some coconut oil on the internet to see if it will shut up about it.

If you are being abused you can call 1-800-799-SAFE (7233), TDD 1-800-787-3224, for help in coming up with a safe plan and general support. Leaving is difficult, but you don’t have to do it alone.

‘“It’s really hard to understand how this could happen, how somebody could do that to children,” local police lieutenant Dan McGrath told the press.’

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There’s only one video for Sledgehammer.

I’m moving in with you.

pawtism

the VAST majority of late-term abortions are for exactly these reasons. you were horrified by your own ignorant assumptions, and that’s on you.