I can see the point in interviewing parents when a minor commits a crime like this because people wonder what is going on at home. However, this man was 29 years old. Even if they raised him fabulously, he could have formed his own idealogical opinions that differed vastly from his parents. So no, his parents are not…

>Williams says he plans to begin designing a line of jeans soon designed to fit diaper-wearers.

Or wear all black. Kids who wear black are Satanic.

Schools just ignore everything except kids who bring Tylenol or nail clippers to school, don’t they?

I once stumbled on a sub on reddit where all these dudes were talking about how much they despised “females” for rejecting them and that they would all “be sorry” for fucking other men and not them.

Hey, you know what else is bad for small businesses? Gigantic chain like Home Depot that move into mid-sized towns and drive those small hardware shops out of business.

Happy-go-fuck yourself, sir.

It’s hugely increased. Midwives are now encouraged to ask how things are at home each appointment.

It’s why hospitals ask new mothers if they feel safe to go home when they’re about to leave the maternity ward.

I read “poster on the wall of my room in the maternity ward” and my internet-addled brain immediately went to the other sense of poster. I was confused.

Yes, that’s right. One of my early prenatal appointments with every one of my pregnancies included sending my husband out of the room so my dr or midwife could ask whether I was experiencing abuse, and here are the warning signs, because it’s more likely to happen now that you’re pregnant. Not exactly the cheery…

So I shouldn’t buy the new “Asparagus” Body Spray by Axe?

You know what, this was still classier than about 80% of everything Trump has said and done throughout the campaign thus far.

To be fair, that is the Libertarian party’s basic political platform in a nutshell.

They are the best! I’m allergic to eggs, so when my boyfriend wanted to get chickens again, and since I don’t eat eggs, our agreement was that I could also get ducks for the cuteness factor.

Thank you. Tell your partner happy birthday for me.

My cats don’t do anything like that. But my ducks stand around or float in the kiddie pool squeaking and honking and I think it’s pretty fantastic.

Same same.

My cat plays the tambourine.

That’s the bizarre part. But, personally I’d never use an open tampon. So, maybe she is in on it which makes me even madder for some reason.