I'm not saying Smith is one of these parents, but I know parents like this who just can't stand the sound of their child crying. It makes them panic and do anything and everything to make the crying stop. Kid toddles under a table and stands up, bonking her head? Solution is to NEVER LET HER WALK UNDER ANY TABLE EVER…

A long, long time avo my baby died.in utero. Your excellent piece of writing made me cry, yet feel at peace with letting the hospital cremate her. After 32 years, I finally know what happened to her and I am at peace with it. Thank you for thus.

"I've eaten plenty of girls' thongs in my life," Brian the Samoyed boasted to The Post. "But I've never eaten hers."

It's a bad day for Brian-related Jezebel news.

I'm surprised she was even able to see the movie, when she's stuck that far up her own ass.

Ugh, Mayim, I can't deal with you anymore. Personally, I am a little over Frozen (it officially jumped the shark when my husband showed me the Frozen/Fifty Shades mashup) but it is still an enjoyable movie and the songwriters were awesome during their appearance on NPR. I'm not a fan of Mayim's style of "I'm so cool…

He was trying to cover it with leaves that weren't there. Instinct trumps physical reality sometimes.

I tell you what, Amtrak's prices are looking better and better.

My eight year old is going to be CRUSHED by this development. I, on the other hand, will be thrilled to finally put an end to the stream of toilet paper roll lightsabers, binoculars, swords, nun-chucks, telescopes, Hot Wheels car tunnels and megaphones that is threatening to take over my house.

The problem is he won't care. He and his buddies will probably hoot and laugh and drink a pint everytime that picture is flashed.

Heal quickly, Ms. Brandon. I'm sorry you had to be non-sexually assaulted for the world to take notice.
May the shitstain who sexually assaulted you be found, charged and prosecuted on as many charges as can be laid.

What is wrong with people who think that they are entitled to touch another? What is wrong with men,…

Australian feminine hygiene ads have been funny and straightforward since the dawn of time. Anyone remember the keep your beaver happy one?

Thank you for covering this. I have seen so many women and girl in India with acid scars. If there was greater access to guns in India, many of these victims would have been shot instead. Women are routinely burned in "cooking fires" also, usually because an abusive man has entered the kitchen. These reports run in…

They're gorgeous in every way, and if these girls ever decide to use a GoFundMe or Kickstarter for their work, sign me up for a friggin huge-ass donation.

I think this article should include what is obvious to many of us but perhaps not to others: acid attacks are a gendered issue. Who are the victims of acid attacks? WOMEN. Almost entirely women. In fact, I cannot think of a single male victim because such a phenomenon is so infrequent.

I just want to know who was the first person that thought to themselves: "O, you know, I'm really angry at my daughter/wife/sister. I'll show her! I'll go find a liquid that was never meant to be in contact with human skin and put it on her!"

First off, this is wonderful.

Quick story about Fark.com not sucking (well, learning not to suck): Back in 2003,Fark was how I got my news for the most part. So it was how I learned that my prepubescent secret crush, Jonathan Brandis, had committed suicide. While there were usually a few asshats, for the most part, I was OK with the small…

Patricia Arquette in The Whole Nine Yards!! OH good lord that accent is about as far from Quebecois as you can get.

I feel like this is just taking every single stereotype and throwing them into a bowl to say, "hey, this movie is about Canada!" and I don't know how I feel about that. It's always awkward for me when Americans parody Canadians.

Also, I don't know if I can stand to see Manitoba poorly parodied. (Well-parodied, I would love.)