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It was pretty mortifying at the time - I'm actually very fond of butterflies and love going to those places. A woman standing nearby was very quick to reassure me - "it flew away, it's okay!" Oh well.

That picture of Prince George is cute, but when my younger daughter was not much older than that, we took her to a butterfly house as well. One butterfly flitted over and landed on her head, much to the delight of everyone watching. Only after a few seconds, she reached up, looking slightly annoyed, and grabbed it.

It's the narration that makes it for me.

People trying to avoid traffic on main roads? Maybe not 85 as that is being questioned downthread but I used to live on a residential street that ran parallel to a main traffic artery to and from the expressway and people would come burning down our street because the main road was too slow.

I literally will not let myself buy a bag of nacho cheese Bugles for this reason. It always ends the same way. Not that Doritos are any different. Or Snyders of Hanover cheesy pretzel bits.

I think I'd actually like those loaded things. But then the liquid plastic nacho cheeze is a guilty pleasure of mine that I pretty much only enjoy at the occasional hockey game I attend. And then the futuristic diner restaurant at Magic Kingdom had it on tap and I smothered my burger and dipped my fries in it.

And then there's Maude. That episode didn't even air in the US, did it?

I think Robin Thicke needs to try emulating Marvin Gaye again.

It was Rudy. Poor Rudy was the butt of a few puberty jokes. There was that "Women's Day" episode, and then another where she refused to go to school because her breasts weren't developing yet.

Yes, yes. I had pet rabbits for years and I threatened to have balloons drop from the ceiling when someone made a "rabbit stew" joke for the thousandth time.

thank you. I could have sworn it was more. Then again, sooty was also more of a rock star about it. All in one night and then passed out afterward.

did this zoo learn nothing from Sooty? Once again I am on my phone and cannot post a link.

someone far more clever than I will ever be found a seconds-long clip from the "I drive myself crazy" video where it looks like he's s saying pizza. Then they put in a background of pizza behind him.

someone please post the Justin Timberlake pizza gif. I'm on my phone and cannot.

And a new meme is born...

My kids (5 and 8) did not believe this until I showed them the video. Given my escapade yesterday, this hurts a little.

Revlon Colorsilk haircolour in Strawberry Blonde. They didn't even try to provide an alternative.

There was a kid I knew in high school who managed to grow a really thick beard (this was in 1994 so he was ahead of his time). He used to stick the bananas in his beard. One time I saw him do it on the bus during a field trip and then seconds later a bunch of girls could be heard shrieking "AAAH DON'T EAT THEM!"

Canadian smarties aren't better, they're a completely different candy FFS. What a pointless argument that would be.